Stifler! We got a serious problem, man. Mike and the guys just got arrested trying to...
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Bull: Stifler! We got a serious problem, man. Mike and the guys just got arrested trying to steal a monkey from the zoo.
Dwight Stifler: So what's the problem? Just take the money from my bail fund.
Bull: They're almost half of our football team. We gotta put a team on the field, man, or we are done.
Erik Stifler: Why?
Bull: Cause we are already on probation. We got to participate in every intermural event or we are kicked off campus, man. We are four guys short.
Ryan: I play football.
Cooze: I played freshman year.
Bull: What about you?
Erik Stifler: A little nerf here and there.
Bull: Good enough.
Bull: Stifler?
Dwight Stifler: Mmm?
Bull: Can you play?
Dwight Stifler: Don't ever ask if Stifler can play!
Dwight Stifler: So what's the problem? Just take the money from my bail fund.
Bull: They're almost half of our football team. We gotta put a team on the field, man, or we are done.
Erik Stifler: Why?
Bull: Cause we are already on probation. We got to participate in every intermural event or we are kicked off campus, man. We are four guys short.
Ryan: I play football.
Cooze: I played freshman year.
Bull: What about you?
Erik Stifler: A little nerf here and there.
Bull: Good enough.
Bull: Stifler?
Dwight Stifler: Mmm?
Bull: Can you play?
Dwight Stifler: Don't ever ask if Stifler can play!
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Stifler We got a serious problem man
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Mike and the guys just got arrested trying to steal a monkey from the zoo
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So what's the problem Just take the money out of my bail fund
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They're almost half our football team
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We gotta put a team on the field man or we're done
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Why 'Cause we're already on probation
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We gotta participate in every intermural event
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or we're kicked off campus man
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We're four guys short
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I play football
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I played freshman year
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What about you
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A little Nerf here and there
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Good enough Stifler
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Mmm
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Can you play
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Don't ever
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ask if Stifler can play
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Movie Summary
When Erik Stifler gets a free pass to do whatever he wants from his girlfriend, he and his two best friends head to see his cousin Dwight for the Naked Mile and a weekend they will never forget.
