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"American Psycho" quotes

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A wealthy New York City investment banking executive, Patrick Bateman, hides his alternate psychopathic ego from his co-workers and friends as he delves deeper into his violent, hedonistic fantasies.

Director: Mary Harron
Writer: Bret Easton Ellis, Mary Harron, Guinevere Turner
Production: N/A
Genre: crime, drama, horror
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $15,070,285
Released: 14 Apr 2000
Awards: 8 wins & 13 nominations

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And oysters in the half shell - American Psycho 01:46 And oysters in the half shell I live in the American Gardens Building on W - American Psycho 02:53 I live in the American Gardens Building on W I have to return some videotapes - American Psycho 00:04 I have to return some videotapes There are no more barriers to cross - American Psycho 00:34 There are no more barriers to cross Ask me a question - American Psycho 00:20 Ask me a question I like to dissect girls Did you know I'm utterly insane - American Psycho 00:06 I like to dissect girls Did you know I'm utterly insane In '87 Huey released this - American Psycho 00:35 In '87 Huey released this There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman - American Psycho 00:27 There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman Wait Uh Stop - American Psycho 00:34 Wait Uh Stop I'm fucking serious It's fucking over us This is no joke - American Psycho 00:27 I'm fucking serious It's fucking over us This is... You're a fucking ugly bitch - American Psycho 00:09 You're a fucking ugly bitch I have all the characteristics of a human being - American Psycho 00:32 I have all the characteristics of a human being What's that - American Psycho 00:10 What's that Not the face - American Psycho 00:08 Not the face There is a moment of sheer panic - American Psycho 00:12 There is a moment of sheer panic Yeah well you're late Hey I'm a child of divorce - American Psycho 00:07 Yeah well you're late Hey I'm a child of divorce I also think that Phil Collins works best - American Psycho 00:21 I also think that Phil Collins works best Yes sir Would you like to hear the specials - American Psycho 00:06 Yes sir Would you like to hear the specials You're inhuman No - American Psycho 00:07 You're inhuman No Eggshell with Romalian type What do you think - American Psycho 00:36 Eggshell with Romalian type What do you think I think um Evelyn that uh we've lost touch - American Psycho 00:19 I think um Evelyn that uh we've lost touch He was part of that whole Yale thing Yale thing - American Psycho 00:16 He was part of that whole Yale thing Yale thing Come on Bryce - American Psycho 00:35 Come on Bryce Do you know what Ed Gein said about women Maitre d' at Canal Bar - American Psycho 00:23 Do you know what Ed Gein said about women Maitre d' at... Don't you wanna know what I do - American Psycho 00:36 Don't you wanna know what I do Look at that subtle off white coloring - American Psycho 00:10 Look at that subtle off white coloring I don't want you to get drunk - American Psycho 00:08 I don't want you to get drunk You don't need to lose any weight You're kidding right - American Psycho 00:23 You don't need to lose any weight You're kidding... Where did you get that overnight bag - American Psycho 00:08 Where did you get that overnight bag I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace - American Psycho 00:13 I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at... Where are you going I'm just leaving - American Psycho 00:11 Where are you going I'm just leaving I know my behavior can be erratic sometimes - American Psycho 00:06 I know my behavior can be erratic sometimes Patrick Patrick - American Psycho 00:10 Patrick Patrick They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in - American Psycho 00:37 They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in Evelyn I'm uh sorry I just uh - American Psycho 00:09 Evelyn I'm uh sorry I just uh And what does Mr Grinch want for Christmas - American Psycho 00:06 And what does Mr Grinch want for Christmas It's a fucking milligram of sweetener I wanna get high off this - American Psycho 00:29 It's a fucking milligram of sweetener I wanna get high... I'm leaving I've assessed the situation and I'm going - American Psycho 00:04 I'm leaving I've assessed the situation and... And come and meet me and our guest in the living room for drinks - American Psycho 00:34 And come and meet me and our guest in the living room for... Listen you're dating Lewis he's in Arizona - American Psycho 00:08 Listen you're dating Lewis he's in Arizona Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram - American Psycho 00:19 Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram Are you seeing anyone I mean seriously - American Psycho 00:11 Are you seeing anyone I mean seriously I think if you stay - American Psycho 00:21 I think if you stay Mm hmm Pumpkin you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York - American Psycho 00:13 Mm hmm Pumpkin you're dating the biggest dickweed in... I'm fairly certain that - American Psycho 00:34 I'm fairly certain that What are you so fucking zany about I'm just a happy camper - American Psycho 00:10 What are you so fucking zany about I'm just a happy... When was the last time you were with Paul Allen - American Psycho 00:15 When was the last time you were with Paul Allen If they have a good personality and they're not great looking then who fucking cares - American Psycho 00:37 If they have a good personality and they're not great... Face it The Japanese will own most of this country by the end of the '90s - American Psycho 00:37 Face it The Japanese will own most of this country by the... Did you know - American Psycho 00:20 Did you know Huey Lewis and the News - American Psycho 00:23 Huey Lewis and the News Now John you've gotta wear clothes in proportion to your physique - American Psycho 00:27 Now John you've gotta wear clothes in proportion to... At Atlantis with - American Psycho 00:35 At Atlantis with Don't touch the watch - American Psycho 00:04 Don't touch the watch I'm not really hungry but I'd like to have reservations someplace - American Psycho 00:05 I'm not really hungry but I'd like to have... This is a real beehive of activity Halberstram This place is hot - American Psycho 00:33 This is a real beehive of activity Halberstram This place is... Stop it I'm On a lot of lithium - American Psycho 00:05 Stop it I'm On a lot of lithium It looks so soft Your compliment was sufficient Luis - American Psycho 00:05 It looks so soft Your compliment was sufficient Luis Hi This is Paul - American Psycho 00:11 Hi This is Paul God I hate this place It's a chick's restaurant Why aren't we at Dorsia - American Psycho 00:08 God I hate this place It's a chick's restaurant... Did you know that uh Ted Bundy's first dog - American Psycho 00:13 Did you know that uh Ted Bundy's first dog When I get to Paul Allen's place - American Psycho 00:28 When I get to Paul Allen's place Not quite blonde are you - American Psycho 00:06 Not quite blonde are you You saw the ad in the Times - American Psycho 00:14 You saw the ad in the Times But that's simply not possible And I don't find this funny anymore - American Psycho 00:16 But that's simply not possible And I don't find... I don't think I'm gonna make it Jean to the uh - American Psycho 00:20 I don't think I'm gonna make it Jean to the uh No I'm sorry I should've made an appointment - American Psycho 00:14 No I'm sorry I should've made an appointment So uh wasn't Rothchild originally handling the Fisher account - American Psycho 00:13 So uh wasn't Rothchild originally handling the Fisher... What about the past Our past We never really shared one - American Psycho 00:06 What about the past Our past We never really shared one The earth just opens up and swallows them - American Psycho 00:10 The earth just opens up and swallows them Oh what are those Well it's - American Psycho 00:08 Oh what are those Well it's I hope I'm not being cross examined here You feel like that - American Psycho 00:07 I hope I'm not being cross examined here You feel like... I killed Paul Allen - American Psycho 00:07 I killed Paul Allen That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking - American Psycho 00:07 That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking Listen you'll have to excuse me - American Psycho 00:08 Listen you'll have to excuse me No just cool it with the anti Semitic remarks - American Psycho 00:06 No just cool it with the anti Semitic remarks Listen Patrick - American Psycho 00:18 Listen Patrick Do you take a credit card - American Psycho 00:06 Do you take a credit card Well Gorbachev is downstairs McDermott went to sign a peace treaty - American Psycho 00:21 Well Gorbachev is downstairs McDermott went to sign a peace... What do you do - American Psycho 00:12 What do you do What Uh make someone happy - American Psycho 00:26 What Uh make someone happy Get a goddamn job Al - American Psycho 00:04 Get a goddamn job Al Pumpkin Pumpkin you're dating an asshole - American Psycho 00:06 Pumpkin Pumpkin you're dating an asshole Lady if you don't shut your fucking mouth I will kill you - American Psycho 00:05 Lady if you don't shut your fucking mouth I will kill... We're not through yet - American Psycho 00:04 We're not through yet Cheer up there Bateman What's the matter No shiatsu this morning - American Psycho 00:05 Cheer up there Bateman What's the matter No shiatsu... Do you know anything about Sri Lanka - American Psycho 00:06 Do you know anything about Sri Lanka I just have some questions about Paul Allen and yourself Coffee - American Psycho 00:22 I just have some questions about Paul Allen and yourself... No he just hung out there And where did he go to school - American Psycho 00:11 No he just hung out there And where did he go to school
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Cast

Patrick Bateman - Christian Bale
Timothy Bryce - Justin Theroux
Craig McDermott - Josh Lucas
David Van Patten - Bill Sage
Jean - Chloë Sevigny
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