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"American Psycho" quotes

American Psycho poster
A wealthy New York City investment banking executive, Patrick Bateman, hides his alternate psychopathic ego from his co-workers and friends as he delves deeper into his violent, hedonistic fantasies.

Director: Mary Harron
Writer: Bret Easton Ellis, Mary Harron, Guinevere Turner
Production: N/A
Genre: crime, drama, horror
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $15,070,285
Released: 14 Apr 2000
Awards: 8 wins & 13 nominations

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After 6 00 And what should I say Negative Cancel it - American Psycho 00:13 After 6 00 And what should I say Negative Cancel it How can he lie like that - American Psycho 00:09 How can he lie like that Just say no Just say no - American Psycho 00:07 Just say no Just say no New York Matinee called it a playful but mysterious little dish - American Psycho 00:08 New York Matinee called it a playful but mysterious little... Hey Hamilton Have a holly jolly Christmas - American Psycho 00:07 Hey Hamilton Have a holly jolly Christmas I'm cold out here - American Psycho 00:10 I'm cold out here He presents himself as this harmless old codger but inside - American Psycho 00:26 He presents himself as this harmless old codger but inside Let me take your coat - American Psycho 00:06 Let me take your coat Will you call me before Easter Maybe - American Psycho 00:06 Will you call me before Easter Maybe Mistletoe alert - American Psycho 00:05 Mistletoe alert What's wrong with that - American Psycho 00:07 What's wrong with that Silver muffin dish Is that Donald Trump's car - American Psycho 00:05 Silver muffin dish Is that Donald Trump's car No he just hung out there And where did he go to school - American Psycho 00:11 No he just hung out there And where did he go to school I just have some questions about Paul Allen and yourself Coffee - American Psycho 00:22 I just have some questions about Paul Allen and yourself... Do you know anything about Sri Lanka - American Psycho 00:06 Do you know anything about Sri Lanka Cheer up there Bateman What's the matter No shiatsu this morning - American Psycho 00:05 Cheer up there Bateman What's the matter No shiatsu this... We're not through yet - American Psycho 00:04 We're not through yet Lady if you don't shut your fucking mouth I will kill you - American Psycho 00:05 Lady if you don't shut your fucking mouth I will kill you Pumpkin Pumpkin you're dating an asshole - American Psycho 00:06 Pumpkin Pumpkin you're dating an asshole Get a goddamn job Al - American Psycho 00:04 Get a goddamn job Al What Uh make someone happy - American Psycho 00:26 What Uh make someone happy What do you do - American Psycho 00:12 What do you do Well Gorbachev is downstairs McDermott went to sign a peace treaty - American Psycho 00:21 Well Gorbachev is downstairs McDermott went to sign a peace... Do you take a credit card - American Psycho 00:06 Do you take a credit card Listen Patrick - American Psycho 00:18 Listen Patrick No just cool it with the anti Semitic remarks - American Psycho 00:06 No just cool it with the anti Semitic remarks Listen you'll have to excuse me - American Psycho 00:08 Listen you'll have to excuse me That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking - American Psycho 00:07 That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking I killed Paul Allen - American Psycho 00:07 I killed Paul Allen I hope I'm not being cross examined here You feel like that - American Psycho 00:07 I hope I'm not being cross examined here You feel like that Oh what are those Well it's - American Psycho 00:08 Oh what are those Well it's The earth just opens up and swallows them - American Psycho 00:10 The earth just opens up and swallows them What about the past Our past We never really shared one - American Psycho 00:06 What about the past Our past We never really shared one So uh wasn't Rothchild originally handling the Fisher account - American Psycho 00:13 So uh wasn't Rothchild originally handling the Fisher... No I'm sorry I should've made an appointment - American Psycho 00:14 No I'm sorry I should've made an appointment I don't think I'm gonna make it Jean to the uh - American Psycho 00:20 I don't think I'm gonna make it Jean to the uh But that's simply not possible And I don't find this funny anymore - American Psycho 00:16 But that's simply not possible And I don't find this funny... You saw the ad in the Times - American Psycho 00:14 You saw the ad in the Times Not quite blonde are you - American Psycho 00:06 Not quite blonde are you When I get to Paul Allen's place - American Psycho 00:28 When I get to Paul Allen's place Did you know that uh Ted Bundy's first dog - American Psycho 00:13 Did you know that uh Ted Bundy's first dog God I hate this place It's a chick's restaurant Why aren't we at Dorsia - American Psycho 00:08 God I hate this place It's a chick's restaurant Why aren't... Hi This is Paul - American Psycho 00:11 Hi This is Paul It looks so soft Your compliment was sufficient Luis - American Psycho 00:05 It looks so soft Your compliment was sufficient Luis Stop it I'm On a lot of lithium - American Psycho 00:05 Stop it I'm On a lot of lithium This is a real beehive of activity Halberstram This place is hot - American Psycho 00:33 This is a real beehive of activity Halberstram This place is... I'm not really hungry but I'd like to have reservations someplace - American Psycho 00:05 I'm not really hungry but I'd like to have reservations... Don't touch the watch - American Psycho 00:04 Don't touch the watch At Atlantis with - American Psycho 00:35 At Atlantis with Now John you've gotta wear clothes in proportion to your physique - American Psycho 00:27 Now John you've gotta wear clothes in proportion to your... Huey Lewis and the News - American Psycho 00:23 Huey Lewis and the News Did you know - American Psycho 00:20 Did you know Face it The Japanese will own most of this country by the end of the '90s - American Psycho 00:37 Face it The Japanese will own most of this country by the... If they have a good personality and they're not great looking then who fucking cares - American Psycho 00:37 If they have a good personality and they're not great... When was the last time you were with Paul Allen - American Psycho 00:15 When was the last time you were with Paul Allen What are you so fucking zany about I'm just a happy camper - American Psycho 00:10 What are you so fucking zany about I'm just a happy camper I'm fairly certain that - American Psycho 00:34 I'm fairly certain that Mm hmm Pumpkin you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York - American Psycho 00:13 Mm hmm Pumpkin you're dating the biggest dickweed in New... I think if you stay - American Psycho 00:21 I think if you stay Are you seeing anyone I mean seriously - American Psycho 00:11 Are you seeing anyone I mean seriously Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram - American Psycho 00:19 Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram Listen you're dating Lewis he's in Arizona - American Psycho 00:08 Listen you're dating Lewis he's in Arizona And come and meet me and our guest in the living room for drinks - American Psycho 00:34 And come and meet me and our guest in the living room for... I'm leaving I've assessed the situation and I'm going - American Psycho 00:04 I'm leaving I've assessed the situation and I'm going It's a fucking milligram of sweetener I wanna get high off this - American Psycho 00:29 It's a fucking milligram of sweetener I wanna get high off... And what does Mr Grinch want for Christmas - American Psycho 00:06 And what does Mr Grinch want for Christmas Evelyn I'm uh sorry I just uh - American Psycho 00:09 Evelyn I'm uh sorry I just uh They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in - American Psycho 00:37 They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in Patrick Patrick - American Psycho 00:10 Patrick Patrick I know my behavior can be erratic sometimes - American Psycho 00:06 I know my behavior can be erratic sometimes Where are you going I'm just leaving - American Psycho 00:11 Where are you going I'm just leaving I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace - American Psycho 00:13 I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace Where did you get that overnight bag - American Psycho 00:08 Where did you get that overnight bag You don't need to lose any weight You're kidding right - American Psycho 00:23 You don't need to lose any weight You're kidding right I don't want you to get drunk - American Psycho 00:08 I don't want you to get drunk Look at that subtle off white coloring - American Psycho 00:10 Look at that subtle off white coloring Don't you wanna know what I do - American Psycho 00:36 Don't you wanna know what I do Do you know what Ed Gein said about women Maitre d' at Canal Bar - American Psycho 00:23 Do you know what Ed Gein said about women Maitre d' at Canal... Come on Bryce - American Psycho 00:35 Come on Bryce He was part of that whole Yale thing Yale thing - American Psycho 00:16 He was part of that whole Yale thing Yale thing
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Cast

Patrick Bateman - Christian Bale
Timothy Bryce - Justin Theroux
Craig McDermott - Josh Lucas
David Van Patten - Bill Sage