"American Psycho" quotes

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A wealthy New York City investment banking executive, Patrick Bateman, hides his alternate psychopathic ego from his co-workers and friends as he delves deeper into his violent, hedonistic f... Read all

Director: Mary Harron
Writer: Bret Easton Ellis, Mary Harron, Guinevere Turner
Production: N/A
Genre: crime, drama, horror
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $15,070,285
Released: 14 Apr 2000
Awards: 8 wins & 13 nominations

192 Clips

After 6 00 And what should I say Negative Cancel it - American Psycho 00:05
After 6 00 And what should I say Negative Cancel it
Will you call me before Easter Maybe - American Psycho 00:06
Will you call me before Easter Maybe
Mistletoe alert - American Psycho 00:05
Mistletoe alert
What's wrong with that - American Psycho 00:07
What's wrong with that
Silver muffin dish Is that Donald Trump's car - American Psycho 00:05
Silver muffin dish Is that Donald Trump's car
No he just hung out there And where did he go to school - American Psycho 00:11
No he just hung out there And where did he go to school
I just have some questions about Paul Allen and yourself Coffee - American Psycho 00:22
I just have some questions about Paul Allen and yourself...
Do you know anything about Sri Lanka - American Psycho 00:06
Do you know anything about Sri Lanka
Cheer up there Bateman What's the matter No shiatsu this morning - American Psycho 00:05
Cheer up there Bateman What's the matter No shiatsu this...
We're not through yet - American Psycho 00:04
We're not through yet
Lady if you don't shut your fucking mouth I will kill you - American Psycho 00:05
Lady if you don't shut your fucking mouth I will kill you
Pumpkin Pumpkin you're dating an asshole - American Psycho 00:06
Pumpkin Pumpkin you're dating an asshole
Get a goddamn job Al - American Psycho 00:04
Get a goddamn job Al
Just say no Just say no - American Psycho 00:06
Just say no Just say no
What Uh make someone happy - American Psycho 00:26
What Uh make someone happy
What do you do - American Psycho 00:12
What do you do
Well Gorbachev is downstairs McDermott went to sign a peace treaty - American Psycho 00:21
Well Gorbachev is downstairs McDermott went to sign a peace...
Do you take a credit card - American Psycho 00:06
Do you take a credit card
Listen Patrick - American Psycho 00:18
Listen Patrick
No just cool it with the anti Semitic remarks - American Psycho 00:06
No just cool it with the anti Semitic remarks
Listen you'll have to excuse me - American Psycho 00:08
Listen you'll have to excuse me
That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking - American Psycho 00:07
That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking
I killed Paul Allen - American Psycho 00:07
I killed Paul Allen
I hope I'm not being cross examined here You feel like that - American Psycho 00:07
I hope I'm not being cross examined here You feel like that
Oh what are those Well it's - American Psycho 00:08
Oh what are those Well it's
The earth just opens up and swallows them - American Psycho 00:10
The earth just opens up and swallows them
He presents himself as this harmless old codger but inside - American Psycho 00:20
He presents himself as this harmless old codger but inside
What about the past Our past We never really shared one - American Psycho 00:06
What about the past Our past We never really shared one
I'm cold out here - American Psycho 00:05
I'm cold out here
New York Matinee called it a playful but mysterious little dish - American Psycho 00:06
New York Matinee called it a playful but mysterious little...
So uh wasn't Rothchild originally handling the Fisher account - American Psycho 00:13
So uh wasn't Rothchild originally handling the Fisher...
No I'm sorry I should've made an appointment - American Psycho 00:14
No I'm sorry I should've made an appointment
I don't think I'm gonna make it Jean to the uh - American Psycho 00:20
I don't think I'm gonna make it Jean to the uh
But that's simply not possible And I don't find this funny anymore - American Psycho 00:16
But that's simply not possible And I don't find this funny...
You saw the ad in the Times - American Psycho 00:14
You saw the ad in the Times
Hey Hamilton Have a holly jolly Christmas - American Psycho 00:04
Hey Hamilton Have a holly jolly Christmas
Not quite blonde are you - American Psycho 00:06
Not quite blonde are you
When I get to Paul Allen's place - American Psycho 00:28
When I get to Paul Allen's place
Did you know that uh Ted Bundy's first dog - American Psycho 00:13
Did you know that uh Ted Bundy's first dog
God I hate this place It's a chick's restaurant Why aren't we at Dorsia - American Psycho 00:08
God I hate this place It's a chick's restaurant Why aren't...
Hi This is Paul - American Psycho 00:11
Hi This is Paul
It looks so soft Your compliment was sufficient Luis - American Psycho 00:05
It looks so soft Your compliment was sufficient Luis
Stop it I'm On a lot of lithium - American Psycho 00:05
Stop it I'm On a lot of lithium
This is a real beehive of activity Halberstram This place is hot - American Psycho 00:33
This is a real beehive of activity Halberstram This place is...
I'm not really hungry but I'd like to have reservations someplace - American Psycho 00:05
I'm not really hungry but I'd like to have reservations...
Don't touch the watch - American Psycho 00:04
Don't touch the watch
At Atlantis with - American Psycho 00:35
At Atlantis with
Our pasta tonight is a squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth - American Psycho 00:34
Our pasta tonight is a squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth
Now John you've gotta wear clothes in proportion to your physique - American Psycho 00:27
Now John you've gotta wear clothes in proportion to your...
Huey Lewis and the News - American Psycho 00:23
Huey Lewis and the News
Did you know - American Psycho 00:20
Did you know
Face it The Japanese will own most of this country by the end of the '90s - American Psycho 00:37
Face it The Japanese will own most of this country by the...
If they have a good personality and they're not great looking then who fucking cares - American Psycho 00:37
If they have a good personality and they're not great...
When was the last time you were with Paul Allen - American Psycho 00:15
When was the last time you were with Paul Allen
What are you so fucking zany about I'm just a happy camper - American Psycho 00:10
What are you so fucking zany about I'm just a happy camper
I'm fairly certain that - American Psycho 00:34
I'm fairly certain that
Mm hmm Pumpkin you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York - American Psycho 00:13
Mm hmm Pumpkin you're dating the biggest dickweed in New...
I think if you stay - American Psycho 00:21
I think if you stay
Are you seeing anyone I mean seriously - American Psycho 00:11
Are you seeing anyone I mean seriously
Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram - American Psycho 00:19
Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram
Listen you're dating Lewis he's in Arizona - American Psycho 00:08
Listen you're dating Lewis he's in Arizona
And come and meet me and our guest in the living room for drinks - American Psycho 00:34
And come and meet me and our guest in the living room for...
I'm leaving I've assessed the situation and I'm going - American Psycho 00:04
I'm leaving I've assessed the situation and I'm going
It's a fucking milligram of sweetener I wanna get high off this - American Psycho 00:29
It's a fucking milligram of sweetener I wanna get high off...
And what does Mr Grinch want for Christmas - American Psycho 00:06
And what does Mr Grinch want for Christmas
Evelyn I'm uh sorry I just uh - American Psycho 00:09
Evelyn I'm uh sorry I just uh
They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in - American Psycho 00:37
They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in
Patrick Patrick - American Psycho 00:10
Patrick Patrick
I know my behavior can be erratic sometimes - American Psycho 00:06
I know my behavior can be erratic sometimes
Where are you going I'm just leaving - American Psycho 00:11
Where are you going I'm just leaving
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace - American Psycho 00:13
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace
Where did you get that overnight bag - American Psycho 00:08
Where did you get that overnight bag
You don't need to lose any weight You're kidding right - American Psycho 00:23
You don't need to lose any weight You're kidding right
I don't want you to get drunk - American Psycho 00:08
I don't want you to get drunk
Look at that subtle off white coloring - American Psycho 00:10
Look at that subtle off white coloring
Don't you wanna know what I do - American Psycho 00:36
Don't you wanna know what I do
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women Maitre d' at Canal Bar - American Psycho 00:23
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women Maitre d' at Canal...
Come on Bryce - American Psycho 00:35
Come on Bryce
He was part of that whole Yale thing Yale thing - American Psycho 00:16
He was part of that whole Yale thing Yale thing
I think um Evelyn that uh we've lost touch - American Psycho 00:19
I think um Evelyn that uh we've lost touch
Eggshell with Romalian type What do you think - American Psycho 00:36
Eggshell with Romalian type What do you think
You're inhuman No - American Psycho 00:07
You're inhuman No
Yes sir Would you like to hear the specials - American Psycho 00:06
Yes sir Would you like to hear the specials
I also think that Phil Collins works best - American Psycho 00:21
I also think that Phil Collins works best
Yeah well you're late Hey I'm a child of divorce - American Psycho 00:07
Yeah well you're late Hey I'm a child of divorce
There is a moment of sheer panic - American Psycho 00:12
There is a moment of sheer panic
Let me take your coat - American Psycho 00:04
Let me take your coat
Not the face - American Psycho 00:08
Not the face
What's that - American Psycho 00:10
What's that
I have all the characteristics of a human being - American Psycho 00:32
I have all the characteristics of a human being
You're a fucking ugly bitch - American Psycho 00:09
You're a fucking ugly bitch
I'm fucking serious It's fucking over us This is no joke - American Psycho 00:27
I'm fucking serious It's fucking over us This is no joke
Wait Uh Stop - American Psycho 00:34
Wait Uh Stop
I'm Patrick Bateman - American Psycho 00:25
I'm Patrick Bateman
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman - American Psycho 00:27
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman
In '87 Huey released this - American Psycho 00:35
In '87 Huey released this
I like to dissect girls Did you know I'm utterly insane - American Psycho 00:06
I like to dissect girls Did you know I'm utterly insane
Ask me a question - American Psycho 00:20
Ask me a question
There are no more barriers to cross - American Psycho 00:34
There are no more barriers to cross
I have to return some videotapes - American Psycho 00:04
I have to return some videotapes
I've assessed the situation - American Psycho 00:13
I've assessed the situation
It's   cranberry juice - American Psycho 00:15
It's cranberry juice
It's a fucking milligram of sweetener - American Psycho 01:08
It's a fucking milligram of sweetener
Is that Donald Trump's car - American Psycho 00:12
Is that Donald Trump's car
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace - American Psycho 00:37
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace
I'm not really hungry - American Psycho 00:20
I'm not really hungry
I'm in touch with humanity - American Psycho 00:12
I'm in touch with humanity
I'm fucking serious - American Psycho 01:10
I'm fucking serious
I'm fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair - American Psycho 01:43
I'm fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having...
I'm being called away to London for a few days - American Psycho 00:26
I'm being called away to London for a few days
I'm a child of divorce - American Psycho 00:12
I'm a child of divorce
If they have a great personality and they're not great looking - American Psycho 02:14
If they have a great personality and they're not great...
If you don't shut your fucking mouth - American Psycho 00:18
If you don't shut your fucking mouth
I think if you stay - American Psycho 00:32
I think if you stay
I think you should go now - American Psycho 00:24
I think you should go now
I should've made an appointment - American Psycho 00:38
I should've made an appointment
I live in the American Gardens Building on W - American Psycho 02:53
I live in the American Gardens Building on W
I like to dissect girls - American Psycho 00:18
I like to dissect girls
I know my behavior can be - American Psycho 00:16
I know my behavior can be
I killed Paul Allen - American Psycho 00:11
I killed Paul Allen
I hope I'm not being cross examined here - American Psycho 00:19
I hope I'm not being cross examined here
I have to return some videotapes - American Psycho 00:14
I have to return some videotapes
I have all the characteristics of a human being - American Psycho 01:06
I have all the characteristics of a human being
I hate this place - American Psycho 00:29
I hate this place
You've to wear clothes in proportion to your physique - American Psycho 01:08
You've to wear clothes in proportion to your physique
You're not terribly important to me - American Psycho 00:14
You're not terribly important to me
You're mistaken - American Psycho 00:10
You're mistaken
You're dating the biggest dickweed in New York - American Psycho 00:30
You're dating the biggest dickweed in New York
You're dating Luis - American Psycho 00:31
You're dating Luis
You're dating an asshole - American Psycho 00:12
You're dating an asshole
You're a fucking ugly bitch - American Psycho 00:26
You're a fucking ugly bitch
Your compliment was sufficient - American Psycho 00:13
Your compliment was sufficient
You'll have to excuse me - American Psycho 00:27
You'll have to excuse me
Have you ever wanted to - American Psycho 00:37
Have you ever wanted to
Grinch want for Christmas - American Psycho 00:19
Grinch want for Christmas
Gorbachev's not downstairs - American Psycho 00:56
Gorbachev's not downstairs
Get a god damn job Al - American Psycho 00:11
Get a god damn job Al
Don't you want to know what I do - American Psycho 00:54
Don't you want to know what I do
Don't touch the watch - American Psycho 00:11
Don't touch the watch
Don't you know anything about Sri Lanka - American Psycho 00:28
Don't you know anything about Sri Lanka
Do you take credit card - American Psycho 00:12
Do you take credit card
Do you like Phil Collins - American Psycho 04:43
Do you like Phil Collins
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News - American Psycho 03:19
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News
Huey Lewis and the News - American Psycho 00:36
Huey Lewis and the News
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women - American Psycho 01:09
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women
Did you know that - American Psycho 02:17
Did you know that
Did you get my message - American Psycho 03:37
Did you get my message
Can you bring Mr - American Psycho 00:38
Can you bring Mr
Are you dating anyone - American Psycho 00:11
Are you dating anyone
And oysters in the half shell - American Psycho 01:46
And oysters in the half shell
And is obviously more expensive than mine - American Psycho 00:33
And is obviously more expensive than mine
And where did he go to school - American Psycho 00:25
And where did he go to school
You hate that job anyway - American Psycho 00:24
You hate that job anyway
You can always be thinner - American Psycho 00:38
You can always be thinner
Would you like to hear today's specials - American Psycho 00:22
Would you like to hear today's specials
Will you call me before Easter - American Psycho 00:13
Will you call me before Easter
Where did you get that overnight bag - American Psycho 00:18
Where did you get that overnight bag
Where are you going - American Psycho 00:21
Where are you going
When was the last time you were with Paul Allen - American Psycho 00:30
When was the last time you were with Paul Allen
When I get to Paul Allen's place - American Psycho 01:04
When I get to Paul Allen's place
What's wrong with that - American Psycho 00:17
What's wrong with that
What's the matter - American Psycho 00:15
What's the matter
What do you think - American Psycho 01:51
What do you think
What do you do - American Psycho 00:10
What do you do
What are you so fucking zany about - American Psycho 00:23
What are you so fucking zany about
What about the past - American Psycho 00:16
What about the past
We've lost touch - American Psycho 00:35
We've lost touch
We're not through yet - American Psycho 00:11
We're not through yet
Wasn't Rothschild originally handling the Fisher account - American Psycho 00:31
Wasn't Rothschild originally handling the Fisher account
Was named Lassie - American Psycho 00:22
Was named Lassie
To the office this afternoon - American Psycho 00:30
To the office this afternoon
This place is hot - American Psycho 01:03
This place is hot
They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in - American Psycho 01:48
They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in
There's nothing to say - American Psycho 00:12
There's nothing to say
There are no more barriers to cross - American Psycho 02:00
There are no more barriers to cross
There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about - American Psycho 01:47
There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to...
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman - American Psycho 01:04
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman
Patrick Bateman - American Psycho 03:32
Patrick Bateman
The world just opens up and swallows them - American Psycho 00:15
The world just opens up and swallows them
That's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking - American Psycho 00:23
That's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking
That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking - American Psycho 00:23
That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking
That whole Yale thing - American Psycho 00:36
That whole Yale thing
Taping something - American Psycho 00:10
Taping something
Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram - American Psycho 01:10
Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus...
Our pasta tonight is a squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth - American Psycho 01:32
Our pasta tonight is a squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth
On a lot of lithium - American Psycho 00:11
On a lot of lithium
Not the fucking face - American Psycho 00:16
Not the fucking face
Not quite blonde - American Psycho 00:15
Not quite blonde
Mistletoe alert - American Psycho 00:10
Mistletoe alert
Look at that subtle off white coloring - American Psycho 00:25
Look at that subtle off white coloring
Ask me a question - American Psycho 00:30
Ask me a question
Just cool it with the anti Semitic remarks - American Psycho 00:16
Just cool it with the anti Semitic remarks

Cast

Patrick Bateman - Christian Bale
Timothy Bryce - Justin Theroux
Craig McDermott - Josh Lucas
David Van Patten - Bill Sage
Evelyn Williams - Reese Witherspoon
Courtney Rawlinson - Samantha Mathis
Luis Carruthers - Matt Ross
Paul Allen - Jared Leto
Donald Kimball - Willem Dafoe
Christie - Cara Seymour
Elizabeth - Guinevere Turner
Harold Carnes - Stephen Bogaert
Daisy - Monika Meier
Homeless Man - Reg E. Cathey
Waiter #1 - Blair Williams
Victoria - Marie Dame
Bargirl - Kelley Harron
Mrs. Wolfe - Patricia Gage
Sabrina - Krista Sutton
Man at Pierce & Pierce - Landy Cannon
Stash - Park Bench
Dry Cleaner Woman - Margaret Ma
Humphrey Rhineback - Mark Pawson
Facialist - Jessica Lau
Maitre Dí - Lilette Wiens
Woman at ATM - Joyce R. Korbin
Waiter #2 - Reuben Thompson
Night Watchman - Bryan Renfro
Man Outside Store - Ross Gibby
Young Woman - Christina McKay
Man in Stall (as Allan McCullough) - Alan McCullough
Marcus Halberstram - Anthony Lemke
Gwendolyn Ichiban - Connie Chen
Sally Hardesty (archive footage) - Marilyn Burns
Restaurant Patron - Kadrolsha Ona Carole
Leatherface (archive footage) - Gunnar Hansen
Dancer - Peter Loung
Restaurant Patron - Joseph Oliveira
Self (archive footage) - Ronald Reagan
Bar Girl - Somaya Reece
Pierce & Pierce Girl - Kate Steen