"American Reunion" quotes

American Reunion poster
Jim, Michelle, Stifler, and their friends reunite in East Great Falls, Michigan for their high school reunion.

Director: Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg
Writer: Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg, Adam Herz
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $57,011,521
Released: 06 Apr 2012
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

72 Clips

Well you know your mother and I did go to a lot of movies - American Reunion 00:33
Well you know your mother and I did go to a lot of movies
Be a real man you have a beard now - American Reunion 00:04
Be a real man you have a beard now
Jessica it's good to see you - American Reunion 00:06
Jessica it's good to see you
Lesbians LAUGHING I knew it - American Reunion 00:14
Lesbians LAUGHING I knew it
Let's just get this out of the way CLEARS THROAT - American Reunion 00:08
Let's just get this out of the way CLEARS THROAT
Kev Hey - American Reunion 00:09
Kev Hey
You know when I was in high school I dated a lacrosse player - American Reunion 00:30
You know when I was in high school I dated a lacrosse player
I'm looking for Paul Finch Have you seen him anywhere - American Reunion 00:35
I'm looking for Paul Finch Have you seen him anywhere
Um Stifler do you know where you're going - American Reunion 00:08
Um Stifler do you know where you're going
What the fuck are you fuckers doing here - American Reunion 00:05
What the fuck are you fuckers doing here
And if there's anything I learned from lacrosse players - American Reunion 00:21
And if there's anything I learned from lacrosse players
Dude you have an amazing body - American Reunion 00:04
Dude you have an amazing body
But you know what at least I got to keep little Furlong - American Reunion 00:17
But you know what at least I got to keep little Furlong
Is everything okay - American Reunion 00:03
Is everything okay
Oh my God I love this song - American Reunion 00:04
Oh my God I love this song
I say we keep this party going - American Reunion 00:04
I say we keep this party going
Uh Remember Teletubby Tuesdays - American Reunion 00:05
Uh Remember Teletubby Tuesdays
What's with you jacking my style bitch - American Reunion 00:05
What's with you jacking my style bitch
I've been looking all over for you - American Reunion 00:11
I've been looking all over for you
STIFLER Hey shitbreak when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight - American Reunion 00:07
STIFLER Hey shitbreak when you're getting rammed by your...
Choir chick Whoa - American Reunion 00:21
Choir chick Whoa
STIFLER Oh take those off - American Reunion 00:36
STIFLER Oh take those off
RACHEL We shouldn't be doing this - American Reunion 00:35
RACHEL We shouldn't be doing this
I think one of those guys was Kara's babysitter - American Reunion 00:08
I think one of those guys was Kara's babysitter
I just got this feeling like something really bad is about to happen - American Reunion 00:06
I just got this feeling like something really bad is about...
I'm disappointed - American Reunion 00:06
I'm disappointed
I think I'm going to take a bath okay - American Reunion 00:04
I think I'm going to take a bath okay
Stifler Are you crazy - American Reunion 00:16
Stifler Are you crazy
I can't believe it's you - American Reunion 00:36
I can't believe it's you
Get off my husband you little piece of shit - American Reunion 00:05
Get off my husband you little piece of shit
Morning co workers and cock jerkers - American Reunion 00:05
Morning co workers and cock jerkers
How is your mother Stifler - American Reunion 00:05
How is your mother Stifler
Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister - American Reunion 00:13
Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister
It is so great to see all you kids back in town - American Reunion 00:15
It is so great to see all you kids back in town
Fuck yeah Mr Levenstein - American Reunion 00:06
Fuck yeah Mr Levenstein
Because sometimes you can buy a little time - American Reunion 00:08
Because sometimes you can buy a little time
Every time I want to shop online and I start typing Amazon - American Reunion 00:10
Every time I want to shop online and I start typing Amazon
Oh Finch's mom - American Reunion 00:04
Oh Finch's mom
And I caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass - American Reunion 00:11
And I caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass
MILF MILF - American Reunion 00:12
MILF MILF
BOTH MILF MILF MILF - American Reunion 00:07
BOTH MILF MILF MILF
Stifler's having a party tonight - American Reunion 00:22
Stifler's having a party tonight
Hey remember that one time at band camp - American Reunion 00:11
Hey remember that one time at band camp
I'm not worth jack shit Dron - American Reunion 00:04
I'm not worth jack shit Dron
Don't mess with the Class of '99 bitch - American Reunion 00:05
Don't mess with the Class of '99 bitch
But were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day - American Reunion 00:21
But were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day
Your mother and I did go to a lot of movies - American Reunion 01:03
Your mother and I did go to a lot of movies
We shouldn't be doing this - American Reunion 00:42
We shouldn't be doing this
I'm looking for Paul Finch - American Reunion 01:05
I'm looking for Paul Finch
Do you know where you're going - American Reunion 00:23
Do you know where you're going
I think one of those guys was Kara's babysitter - American Reunion 00:28
I think one of those guys was Kara's babysitter
What the fuck are you fuckers doing here - American Reunion 00:20
What the fuck are you fuckers doing here
If there's anything I learned from lacrosse players - American Reunion 00:36
If there's anything I learned from lacrosse players
You have an amazing body - American Reunion 00:17
You have an amazing body
At least I got to keep little Furlong - American Reunion 00:36
At least I got to keep little Furlong
What's with you jacking my style - American Reunion 00:15
What's with you jacking my style
When you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight - American Reunion 00:20
When you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight
I just have this feeling that something really bad is about to happen - American Reunion 00:24
I just have this feeling that something really bad is about...
What happened to just stealing their beer - American Reunion 00:32
What happened to just stealing their beer
I can't believe it's you - American Reunion 01:02
I can't believe it's you
Co workers and cock jerkers - American Reunion 00:15
Co workers and cock jerkers
How is your mother - American Reunion 00:18
How is your mother
Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister - American Reunion 00:25
Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister
The name's Noah - American Reunion 00:15
The name's Noah
Is it an erectile problem - American Reunion 00:30
Is it an erectile problem
Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon - American Reunion 00:24
Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon
I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass - American Reunion 00:27
I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass
Stifler's having a party tonight - American Reunion 00:41
Stifler's having a party tonight
Remember that one time at band camp - American Reunion 00:26
Remember that one time at band camp
Don't mess with the class of 99 - American Reunion 00:11
Don't mess with the class of 99
Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day - American Reunion 00:33
Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day
It is so great to see all you kids back in town - American Reunion 00:34
It is so great to see all you kids back in town

Cast

Michelle - Alyson Hannigan
Vicky - Tara Reid
Heather - Mena Suvari
MILF Guy #2 - John Cho
Stifler's Mom - Jennifer Coolidge
Jim's Dad - Eugene Levy
Jessica - Natasha Lyonne
Selena - Dania Ramirez
Dr. Ron - Jay Harrington
Kara - Ali Cobrin
Sherman - Chris Owen
MILF Guy #1 - Justin Isfeld
Prateek Duraiswamy - Vik Sahay
Kara's Mom - Kim Wall
Celebrity Dance-Off Host - Neil Patrick Harris
Madison (as Jennifer Bell) - Jennifer Sun Bell
Alexa - Autumn Dial
Male Alum - Vince Pisani
Female Alum - Terri James
Ingrid - Jen Kober
Deshaun - Raheem Babalola
Prateek's Hot Girlfriend - Valarie Kobrovsky
Chester (as Benjamin G. Arthur) - Benjamin Arthur
Jim's Mom - Molly Cheek
Police Officer - Brian Mahoney
Chad Ochocinco (as Chad Ochocinco) - Chad Johnson
Mitch - Zane Wind
Mom at Party - Randy Hurwitz
Oz Fan (as Helenna Santos Levy) - Helenna Santos
Ali - Pam Green
Jim (13 yrs.) - Joseph Kaiser
Stifler (13 yrs.) - Michael May
Oz (13 yrs.) - Logan Van Sickle
Kevin (13 yrs.) - Chase Krepp
Finch (13 yrs.) - Maximiliano Wissinger
Random Alumni - John Jason Bailey
Baby at Party - Elizabeth Shea Hurwitz
Bar Mitzvah Dad - Rod C. Rich
Computer (voice) - Jenna Willis
MILF Guy at Bar - Jeremy Ambler
Bargoer - Tanner Baker
Stifler's Co-Worker - Chance Bartels
Random Alumni - Wendy Bell
Teen Partygoer - Courtney Bowers
Street Girl - Holly Britt
Rachel - Finch's Mom - Rebecca De Mornay
Kara's Friend - Brittany Lee Hellmeister
Celebrity Dance-Off Patron - Walter Hendrix III
Young Loni Lipstein - Ashlyn Henson
Party Goer - Adam C. Johnson
Female Alum - Melanie Kay Turner
High School Beach-goer - Brandon A. Ulman
Upscale Party Guest - Lyndsay Wrensen