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"American Reunion" quotes

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Jim, Michelle, Stifler, and their friends reunite in East Great Falls, Michigan for their high school reunion.

Director: Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg
Writer: Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg, Adam Herz
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $57,011,521
Released: 06 Apr 2012
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

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Yep. - American Reunion 00:20 Yep. Yeah, I'll go put him to bed. - American Reunion 00:30 Yeah, I'll go put him to bed. Yeah, I miss her too, Dad. - American Reunion 00:07 Yeah, I miss her too, Dad. Where the hell is he? - American Reunion 00:12 Where the hell is he? Where do you think you're going? - American Reunion 00:16 Where do you think you're going? What the... - American Reunion 00:06 What the... What the hell is going on? - American Reunion 00:06 What the hell is going on? Well, that was interesting. - American Reunion 00:18 Well, that was interesting. Um, Stifler, do you know where you're going? - American Reunion 00:08 Um, Stifler, do you know where you're going? Tell me when, okay? - American Reunion 00:05 Tell me when, okay? Stifler better not do anything crazy. - American Reunion 00:15 Stifler better not do anything crazy. Sigh. I'm just messing with you. Get over here you littile rascal. - American Reunion 00:13 Sigh. I'm just messing with you. Get over here you littile r... Really? None of you? - American Reunion 00:19 Really? None of you? Okay, Kara. - American Reunion 00:25 Okay, Kara. Okay, is it just me, or do girls today seem a bit sluttier? - American Reunion 00:16 Okay, is it just me, or do girls today seem a bit sluttier? Oh, wait. There he is. - American Reunion 00:29 Oh, wait. There he is. Oh... - American Reunion 00:22 Oh... Oh, my God, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. - American Reunion 00:05 Oh, my God, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen... Oh, God, this is bad. This is very, very bad. - American Reunion 00:06 Oh, God, this is bad. This is very, very bad. No! - American Reunion 00:26 No! Kev. - American Reunion 00:24 Kev. Jennifer's not a skank. - American Reunion 00:31 Jennifer's not a skank. It's a lost cause. - American Reunion 00:13 It's a lost cause. It looks like a high school party. - American Reunion 00:15 It looks like a high school party. Is everything okay? - American Reunion 00:24 Is everything okay? I'm really sorry. - American Reunion 00:22 I'm really sorry. <i>Oh, my God, I know you. You were on Celebrity Dance Off.</i> - American Reunion 00:18 Oh, my God, I know you. You were on Celebrity Dance Off. I fucked Finch's mom. - American Reunion 00:06 I fucked Finch's mom. How about a joint, then? - American Reunion 00:26 How about a joint, then? Hmm? - American Reunion 00:11 Hmm? Hey, stud. - American Reunion 00:06 Hey, stud. Hey! - American Reunion 00:24 Hey! Hey. - American Reunion 00:21 Hey. Hey! - American Reunion 00:06 Hey! Happy birthday, princess. - American Reunion 00:05 Happy birthday, princess. Good evening, sir. - American Reunion 00:13 Good evening, sir. Fine. - American Reunion 00:10 Fine. Dudes! - American Reunion 00:19 Dudes! Dude, you have an amazing body! - American Reunion 00:18 Dude, you have an amazing body! Did you guys see the look on their faces? - American Reunion 00:14 Did you guys see the look on their faces? Daddy. - American Reunion 00:07 Daddy. Dad? - American Reunion 00:24 Dad? By the way, I had no clue what I was doing with any of this shit, - American Reunion 00:08 By the way, I had no clue what I was doing with any of this ... Be a real man you have a beard now - American Reunion 00:07 Be a real man you have a beard now Jessica it's good to see you - American Reunion 00:07 Jessica it's good to see you Lesbians LAUGHING I knew it - American Reunion 00:15 Lesbians LAUGHING I knew it Let's just get this out of the way CLEARS THROAT - American Reunion 00:08 Let's just get this out of the way CLEARS THROAT Kev Hey - American Reunion 00:15 Kev Hey You know when I was in high school I dated a lacrosse player - American Reunion 00:32 You know when I was in high school I dated a lacrosse player I've been looking all over for you - American Reunion 00:13 I've been looking all over for you Choir chick Whoa - American Reunion 00:21 Choir chick Whoa Get off my husband you little piece of shit - American Reunion 00:05 Get off my husband you little piece of shit Oh Finch's mom - American Reunion 00:10 Oh Finch's mom I'm not worth jack shit Dron - American Reunion 00:07 I'm not worth jack shit Dron Well you know your mother and I did go to a lot of movies - American Reunion 00:33 Well you know your mother and I did go to a lot of movies I'm looking for Paul Finch Have you seen him anywhere - American Reunion 00:35 I'm looking for Paul Finch Have you seen him anywhere Um Stifler do you know where you're going - American Reunion 00:08 Um Stifler do you know where you're going What the fuck are you fuckers doing here - American Reunion 00:05 What the fuck are you fuckers doing here And if there's anything I learned from lacrosse players - American Reunion 00:21 And if there's anything I learned from lacrosse players Dude you have an amazing body - American Reunion 00:04 Dude you have an amazing body But you know what at least I got to keep little Furlong - American Reunion 00:17 But you know what at least I got to keep little Furlong Is everything okay - American Reunion 00:03 Is everything okay What's with you jacking my style bitch - American Reunion 00:05 What's with you jacking my style bitch STIFLER Hey shitbreak when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight - American Reunion 00:07 STIFLER Hey shitbreak when you're getting rammed by your... STIFLER Oh take those off - American Reunion 00:36 STIFLER Oh take those off I think one of those guys was Kara's babysitter - American Reunion 00:08 I think one of those guys was Kara's babysitter I just got this feeling like something really bad is about to happen - American Reunion 00:06 I just got this feeling like something really bad is about... I'm disappointed - American Reunion 00:06 I'm disappointed Stifler Are you crazy - American Reunion 00:16 Stifler Are you crazy I can't believe it's you - American Reunion 00:36 I can't believe it's you Morning co workers and cock jerkers - American Reunion 00:05 Morning co workers and cock jerkers How is your mother Stifler - American Reunion 00:05 How is your mother Stifler Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister - American Reunion 00:13 Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister It is so great to see all you kids back in town - American Reunion 00:15 It is so great to see all you kids back in town Fuck yeah Mr Levenstein - American Reunion 00:06 Fuck yeah Mr Levenstein Because sometimes you can buy a little time - American Reunion 00:08 Because sometimes you can buy a little time Every time I want to shop online and I start typing Amazon - American Reunion 00:10 Every time I want to shop online and I start typing Amazon And I caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass - American Reunion 00:11 And I caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass MILF MILF - American Reunion 00:12 MILF MILF
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Cast

Jim - Jason Biggs
Michelle - Alyson Hannigan
Oz - Chris Klein
Kevin - Thomas Ian Nicholas
Vicky - Tara Reid
All Cast