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Where do you want to beginMIKE DustpanSpoonNoodlesBearFrying panFire Apollo Ape Marry MeWhere did it all beginINDISTINCT VOICESMIKE Okay it started three days agoIn the town of Liman West VirginiaIt's

Okay, it started three days ago, in the town of Liman, West Virginia. It's where I lived...

American Ultra • 2015

CIA Interrogator:Where do you want to begin?Mike Howell: Dustpan. Spoon. Noodles. Bear. Frying pan. Fire. Apollo Ape. "Marry Me."Where did it all begin?Mike Howell:Okay, it started three days ago, in the town of Liman, West Virginia. It's where I lived with my girlfriend, Phoebe. She is the only good thing that's ever happened to me. I honestly cannot even remember my life before her. We were the perfect fucked-up couple. She was perfect, and I was the fuck-up. And we were really, really happy. I wanted to make it forever, so I saved up for the perfect ring. And I planned the perfect romantic trip to surprise her. And then I fucked that up too

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Where do you want to begin

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MIKE Dustpan

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Spoon

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Noodles

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Bear

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Frying pan

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Fire Apollo Ape Marry Me

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Where did it all begin

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INDISTINCT VOICES

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MIKE Okay it started three days ago

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In the town of Liman West Virginia

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It's where I lived with my girlfriend Phoebe

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She is the only good thing that's ever happened to me

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I honestly cannot even remember my life before her

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BLOWS RASPBERRY GIGGLES

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We were the perfect fucked up couple

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She was perfect and I was the fuck up

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And we were really really happy

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And I wanted to make it forever

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so I saved up for the perfect ring

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And I planned the perfect romantic trip to surprise her

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And then I fucked that up too

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Wo wollen Sie anfangen

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Junger Mann Kehrschaufel Löffel Nudelsuppe

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Bär

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Pfanne

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Feuer Apollo Ape Heirate mich

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Schnelle rhythmische Musik

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Wo hat alles angefangen

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Junge Frau Babe Mike

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Mike

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Babe Mike Hey Hey

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Wach auf Du bist kein

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Unverständliche Wortfetzen

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Verzerrte Klänge

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Junger Mann Es fing an vor drei Tagen im Städtchen Liman West Virginia

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Schnelle rhythmische Musik

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Da wohnte ich mit meiner Freundin Phoebe

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Sie ist das einzig Gute was mir je passiert ist

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Ich erinnere mich nicht mehr wie mein Leben vor ihr aussah

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Lippenfurz

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Wir waren das perfekte Loser Paar

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Sie war perfekt Und ich war der Loser

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Wir waren super super glücklich

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Ich wollte dass es immer so bleibt Also sparte ich für den perfekten Ring

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Und ich plante den perfekten Urlaub um sie zu überraschen

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Tja dann habe ich wieder abgelost

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Durchsage Letzter Aufruf für Flug 1204 nach O'ahu Hawaii

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Kau ingin memulainya darimana

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Serokan

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Sendok

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Mie

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Beruang

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Penggorengan

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Api Apollo Ape Marry Me

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Darimana semuanya dimulai

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Oke ini semua dimulai tiga hari lalu

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Di kota Liman Virginia Barat

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Disitulah aku tinggal bersama pacarku Phoebe

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Dia adalah hal terindah yang pernah terjadi padaku

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Kalau boleh jujur aku tidak ingat kehidupanku sebum bertemu denganya

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Kami adalah sempurna beberapa kacau up

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Dia sempurna dan aku tidak sempurna

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Dan kami benar benar benar benar bahagia

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Dan Aku ingin membuatnya bahagia selamanya

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jadi aku menabung untuk membeli cincin

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Dan aku berencana untuk melakukan perjalanan romantis sebagai kejutan untuknya

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Dan kemudian aku pun mengacaukan ini juga

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Panggilan terakhir

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Совок

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Ложка

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Лапша

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Медведь

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Сковородка

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Пожар Кинг Аполлонг Выходи за меня

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С чего всё началось

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УЛЬТРААМЕРИКАНЦЫ

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Так началось всё три дня назад

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В городке Лайман штат Западная Виргиния

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Там я жил со своей девушкой Фиби

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Она единственное что было хорошего в моей жизни

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Честно жизнь без неё я даже не помню

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Мы были идеально пизданутой парой

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Она идеал а я пизданутый

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И мы были очень очень счастливы

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Я хотел чтобы счастье было вечным потому скопил на идеальное кольцо

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Ещё я хотел удивить её и запланировал идеальное романтическое путешествие

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Но и его я пустил по пизде

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Duration

107 seconds

Views

564

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:33

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

Production

Merced Media Partners,Lionsgate,The Bridge Finance Company,Circle of Confusion,FilmNation Entertainment,Likely Story,PalmStar Media

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Movie Summary

A stoner - who is in fact a government agent - is marked as a liability and targeted for extermination. But he's too well-trained and too high for them to handle.

Actors

Mike Howell

Jesse Eisenberg

Adrian Yates