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What if I'm like...Like a robot? No. No... With gigabytes of memory recall, and, like,...

What if I'm like...Like a robot? No. No... With gigabytes of memory recall, and, like, karate programmingwhere I use objects to kill people. Mike, you're not a robot. With advancedbiological engineering. Maybe I am. - Mike.- Yeah? - You are not a robot.- But how do you know? I have the weirdest thoughtsin my head right now. I know. I know, babe. Do you know what a M1 Abrams is? - - Hmm? It's a type of tank. I could list like 50 typesof tanks right now. When did I learn about tanks? I didn't. I know nothing abouttanks or guns or bombs but I suddenly know, like, everything about tanksand guns and... - - Freeze, motherfucker! - Oh, shit, Mike! It's you?- Rose. Rose. What the fuckyou doing here, man? - Can we come over?- Yo, yo, yo... Get inside! Get inside right now, man! Shit crazy tonight. I ain't tryin' to diefrom no monkey disease. Come on, get inside!

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What if I'm like Like a robot
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No No
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With gigabytes of memory recall
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and like karate programming where I use
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objects to kill people
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Mike you're not a robot
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With advanced biological engineering
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Maybe I am
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Mike Yeah
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You are not a robot But how do you know
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I have the weirdest thoughts in my head right now
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I know I know babe
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Do you know what a M1 Abrams is
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DOGS BARKING Hmm
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It's a type of tank
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I could list like 50 types of tanks right now
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When did I learn about tanks
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I didn't
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I know nothing about tanks or guns or bombs
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but I suddenly know like
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everything about tanks and guns and
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COCKS GUN Freeze motherfucker
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Oh shit Mike It's you Rose Rose
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What the fuck you doing here man
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Can we come over Yo yo yo Get inside
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Get inside right now man
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Shit crazy tonight
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I ain't tryin' to die from no monkey disease
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Come on get inside
Available in 4 languages
Duration
59 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:43
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
Production
Merced Media Partners,Lionsgate,The Bridge Finance Company,Circle of Confusion,FilmNation Entertainment,Likely Story,PalmStar Media

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Movie Summary

A stoner - who is in fact a government agent - is marked as a liability and targeted for extermination. But he's too well-trained and too high for them to handle.