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All those fucking first-name shows
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American Vandal

All those fucking first-name shows

all those fucking first-name shows

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all those fucking first-name shows.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:00
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E04 If we're ever going to know whether or not Dylan did the dicks, - American Vandal 00:07
If we're ever going to know whether or not Dylan did th...
S01 • E02 [Dylan] As a prankster, you gotta respect another prankster. - American Vandal 00:05
[Dylan] As a prankster, you gotta respect another prankster...
S01 • E08 It doesn't feel like a coincidence - American Vandal 00:06
It doesn't feel like a coincidence
S01 • E03 [Spencer mimics bell ringing] - American Vandal 00:13
[Spencer mimics bell ringing]
S01 • E01 Go to Boulder with Mackenzie in the fall, get my degree in, like... - American Vandal 00:06
Go to Boulder with Mackenzie in the fall, get my degree in, ...
S01 • E08 I told her I just wanted to ask each member - American Vandal 00:08
I told her I just wanted to ask each member
S01 • E02 So, it's like, I do think it was funny, but it sucks... - American Vandal 00:06
So, it's like, I do think it was funny, but it sucks...
S01 • E01 Engineering or some shit, and then move up north, - American Vandal 00:06
Engineering or some shit, and then move up north,
S01 • E08 But she ignored me, until finally agreeing to talk. - American Vandal 00:06
But she ignored me, until finally agreeing to talk.
S01 • E01 I mean, at this point, best-case scenario is - American Vandal 00:08
I mean, at this point, best-case scenario is
S01 • E02 But, you know, I told you guys my story, - American Vandal 00:09
But, you know, I told you guys my story,
S01 • E04 So, my father's gotten a bunch of messages about his answering machine, - American Vandal 00:10
So, my father's gotten a bunch of messages about his an...
S01 • E03 It's all we need. I'll be back in school. I'm excited about being back. - American Vandal 00:06
It's all we need. I'll be back in school. I'm...
S01 • E01 But, I mean, that basically just means I have to jerk myself off... every night. - American Vandal 00:07
But, I mean, that basically just means I have to jerk myself...
S01 • E08 So, you're known for doing a lot of political protests and demonstrations. - American Vandal 00:06
So, you're known for doing a lot of political protests ...
S01 • E03 [Peter] Dylan, it's just one piece of the puzzle. A big one. But one. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Dylan, it's just one piece of the puzzle. A big...
S01 • E08 Like when you spoke out for gender equality - American Vandal 00:06
Like when you spoke out for gender equality
S01 • E03 I mean, Shapiro's lying, so, like, I obviously didn't draw the dicks. - American Vandal 00:06
I mean, Shapiro's lying, so, like, I obviously didn...
S01 • E08 No, I was all-state for soccer, - American Vandal 00:06
No, I was all-state for soccer,
S01 • E02 Because without that 2:21 voicemail, placing him here - American Vandal 00:07
Because without that 2:21 voicemail, placing him here