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And by the way, I'm just gonna be an open book
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American Vandal

And by the way,I'm just gonna be an open book about all of these teachers from now on,...

And by the way,
I'm just gonna be an open book about all of these teachers from now on, 'cause what are they gonna do,
fire me again?

Full Transcript

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And by the way, I'm just gonna be an open book
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about all of these teachers from now on,
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'cause what are they gonna do, fire me again?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:43
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E02 [Peter] We headed to Camp Miniwaka - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] We headed to Camp Miniwaka
S01 • E04 Spray-painting 27 dicks in eight minutes is hard enough without a cast. - American Vandal 00:06
Spray-painting 27 dicks in eight minutes is hard enough with...
S01 • E02 If we're able to determine that Alex did fabricate this fondling, - American Vandal 00:08
If we're able to determine that Alex did fabricate this...
S01 • E05 I was dealing with a... clog in the shower. - American Vandal 00:05
I was dealing with a... clog in the shower.
S01 • E01 But when it comes to reliability, they don't exactly fit the bill. - American Vandal 00:05
But when it comes to reliability, they don't exactly fi...
S01 • E08 You know, I get there, and I'm answering questions, - American Vandal 00:08
You know, I get there, and I'm answering questions,
S01 • E03 And he was just the kind of kid that would run right into the ocean. - American Vandal 00:06
And he was just the kind of kid that would run right into th...
S01 • E01 The day after the vandalism, - American Vandal 00:09
The day after the vandalism,
S01 • E04 Vaginas, maybe, but, no, not a bunch of dicks. - American Vandal 00:05
Vaginas, maybe, but, no, not a bunch of dicks.
S01 • E03 I remember when he was little and we were at the beach, - American Vandal 00:11
I remember when he was little and we were at the beach,
S01 • E08 You know, I'm actually writing answers on the whiteboard instead of dicks. - American Vandal 00:06
You know, I'm actually writing answers on the whiteboar...
S01 • E04 -Where were you on March 15th, 2016? -I was finishing my CPR training. - American Vandal 00:07
-Where were you on March 15th, 2016? -I was finishing my CPR...
S01 • E05 And a quick trip to the boys' locker room revealed tangible evidence. - American Vandal 00:06
And a quick trip to the boys' locker room revealed tang...
S01 • E08 And I'm not making whale noises, - American Vandal 00:12
And I'm not making whale noises,
S01 • E06 [Sam] Uh... Well, I guess our first question would be, um... - American Vandal 00:07
[Sam] Uh... Well, I guess our first question would be, um...
S01 • E03 One time I thought, "Okay, just let him get knocked down, - American Vandal 00:11
One time I thought, "Okay, just let him get knocked dow...
S01 • E07 If Rafferty was dating Mrs. Wagner, - American Vandal 00:07
If Rafferty was dating Mrs. Wagner,
S01 • E02 If Alex said "blow job," I would have called bullshit, for sure. - American Vandal 00:05
If Alex said "blow job," I would have called bulls...
S01 • E04 Uh, sure. You can pretend you're choking and lie down on the floor for a second. - American Vandal 00:05
Uh, sure. You can pretend you're choking and lie down o...
S01 • E06 Do you have any students that might have some sort of vendetta against you? - American Vandal 00:06
Do you have any students that might have some sort of vendet...