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And she stole her mom's, like... real nice bottle of tequila
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American Vandal

And she stole her mom's,like... real nice bottle of tequila

And she stole her mom's,
like... real nice bottle of tequila

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And she stole her mom's, like... real nice bottle of tequila.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:01
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E01 We've been doing these videos... Well, - American Vandal 00:09
We've been doing these videos... Well,
S01 • E06 Dude, if you can't shoot this at school, and you're suspended, - American Vandal 00:08
Dude, if you can't shoot this at school, and you'r...
S01 • E05 -[boy] It's an I, you fucking idiot. -I know how to spell my girlfriend's name. - American Vandal 00:06
-[boy] It's an I, you fucking idiot. -I know how to spe...
S01 • E04 -Yeah. -And we just stayed up all night - American Vandal 00:08
-Yeah. -And we just stayed up all night
S01 • E03 We have a source that says that you told Keene to cancel off-campus lunch, - American Vandal 00:09
We have a source that says that you told Keene to cancel off...
S01 • E02 I've never sat across from someone with so much to lose. - American Vandal 00:05
I've never sat across from someone with so much to lose...
S01 • E01 [fart noises] - American Vandal 00:28
[fart noises]
S01 • E02 His college acceptance, his girlfriend, his future. - American Vandal 00:06
His college acceptance, his girlfriend, his future.
S01 • E06 You're just gonna let them shut you up? Just gonna let them suspend you? - American Vandal 00:05
You're just gonna let them shut you up? Just gonna let ...
S01 • E05 All right, everybody. Hottest Nanas 2016 right here. - American Vandal 00:06
All right, everybody. Hottest Nanas 2016 right here.
S01 • E08 So, this is her alibi, that she was getting her CPR training, - American Vandal 00:08
So, this is her alibi, that she was getting her CPR training...
S01 • E02 Instead, I decided to tell him the truth. - American Vandal 00:05
Instead, I decided to tell him the truth.
S01 • E05 [Peter] For the next 30 minutes, Mike Bertha, James Snyder - American Vandal 00:10
[Peter] For the next 30 minutes, Mike Bertha, James Snyder
S01 • E04 Sometimes I just wanna grab him and shit, and be like, "Dude, she's not the one. - American Vandal 00:06
Sometimes I just wanna grab him and shit, and be like, "...
S01 • E06 [reporter on TV] A gag order has been placed on a local student - American Vandal 00:07
[reporter on TV] A gag order has been placed on a local stu...
S01 • E04 Like... stop torturing us. - American Vandal 00:06
Like... stop torturing us.
S01 • E05 We see the can is still in the bushes here at 11:35. - American Vandal 00:06
We see the can is still in the bushes here at 11:35.
S01 • E06 Sophomore Peter Maldonado's documentary, which has gone viral, - American Vandal 00:07
Sophomore Peter Maldonado's documentary, which has gone...
S01 • E03 No, Ms. Shapiro, I wasn't reporting on gossip. - American Vandal 00:05
No, Ms. Shapiro, I wasn't reporting on gossip.
S01 • E04 Have some fucking balls." - American Vandal 00:06
Have some fucking balls."