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[anonymous student on video] ...if I didn't say he did it, that she'd fail me
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American Vandal

...if Ididn't say he did it, that she'd fail me

[anonymous student on video] ...if I
didn't say he did it, that she'd fail me

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[anonymous student on video] ...if I didn't say he did it, that she'd fail me.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:17
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E07 But sometimes your conclusion is wrong. - American Vandal 00:05
But sometimes your conclusion is wrong.
S01 • E03 So, Shapiro forced **** to lie - American Vandal 00:07
So, Shapiro forced **** to lie
S01 • E01 [Peter] While it's true Dylan was a part of the Morning Show, - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] While it's true Dylan was a part of the Morni...
S01 • E04 -[Mackenzie] Mm. -We just go together. You know? - American Vandal 00:05
-[Mackenzie] Mm. -We just go together. You know?
S01 • E05 Presumably, he's coming back from the master bathroom, - American Vandal 00:07
Presumably, he's coming back from the master bathroom,
S01 • E03 Shapiro talks to Alex, - American Vandal 00:06
Shapiro talks to Alex,
S01 • E01 He would've had to have known how to log into the FTP - American Vandal 00:13
He would've had to have known how to log into the FTP
S01 • E04 Uh, we got serious way back in 8th grade. - American Vandal 00:05
Uh, we got serious way back in 8th grade.
S01 • E06 High-school graduation, or, like, something sick, - American Vandal 00:11
High-school graduation, or, like, something sick,
S01 • E02 That bit is the exact window of time when the vandalism was committed. - American Vandal 00:06
That bit is the exact window of time when the vandalism was ...
S01 • E05 [Brandon] Bro, I think Gabi is expecting one of those fucking lame promposals. - American Vandal 00:06
[Brandon] Bro, I think Gabi is expecting one of those fuckin...
S01 • E01 In fact, the only reason he joined the Morning Show in the first place - American Vandal 00:10
In fact, the only reason he joined the Morning Show in the...
S01 • E04 And, uh, if we're being honest, Mac was a good girl. - American Vandal 00:07
And, uh, if we're being honest, Mac was a good girl.
S01 • E02 Dylan's story is pretty simple: - American Vandal 00:10
Dylan's story is pretty simple:
S01 • E03 [Peter] It wasn't easy to convince Sam to come with me to Shapiro's classroom. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] It wasn't easy to convince Sam to come with me...
S01 • E01 [grunting] - American Vandal 00:07
[grunting]
S01 • E03 She's just about the most powerful teacher at Hanover, - American Vandal 00:07
She's just about the most powerful teacher at Hanover,
S01 • E02 He rejoined the boys at Lucas' house around 2:15 - American Vandal 00:08
He rejoined the boys at Lucas' house around 2:15
S01 • E06 You know who you look like? You look like 007. - American Vandal 00:05
You know who you look like? You look like 007.
S01 • E01 But we actually go way-er back than most people even realize. - American Vandal 00:08
But we actually go way-er back than most people even realize...