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American Vandal

As in, "I hope we don't kill him,"the old man, by giving him a heart attack

As in, "I hope we don't kill him,"
the old man, by giving him a heart attack

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As in, "I hope we don't kill him," the old man,
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by giving him a heart attack.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:11
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E03 Canceling off-campus lunch... that was Shapiro's idea. - American Vandal 00:07
Canceling off-campus lunch... that was Shapiro's idea.
S01 • E02 I was already doing a prank that day. - American Vandal 00:05
I was already doing a prank that day.
S01 • E05 And everything we hear from them on the couch - American Vandal 00:08
And everything we hear from them on the couch
S01 • E04 In fact, Sam's alibi is painting sets - American Vandal 00:11
In fact, Sam's alibi is painting sets
S01 • E06 [knocking] - American Vandal 00:05
[knocking]
S01 • E07 Think about the time per dick. It was super tight for one person, - American Vandal 00:15
Think about the time per dick. It was super tight for one pe...
S01 • E03 [Peter] To be clear, Mr. Kraz is a teacher, - American Vandal 00:11
[Peter] To be clear, Mr. Kraz is a teacher,
S01 • E01 Like, "Who drew this dick? Dylan, did you draw this dick?" - American Vandal 00:11
Like, "Who drew this dick? Dylan, did you draw this dic...
S01 • E06 We have a little tradition we do. It's called breakfast burritos and blunts. - American Vandal 00:06
We have a little tradition we do. It's called breakfast...
S01 • E04 So, maybe more than anyone, Sam had the opportunity. - American Vandal 00:06
So, maybe more than anyone, Sam had the opportunity.
S01 • E02 The WayBack Boys targeted Lucas' next-door neighbor, - American Vandal 00:11
The WayBack Boys targeted Lucas' next-door neighbor,
S01 • E03 That she didn't save off-campus lunch, - American Vandal 00:07
That she didn't save off-campus lunch,
S01 • E04 In 2009, prom was canceled - American Vandal 00:07
In 2009, prom was canceled
S01 • E02 From my backyard is this old, crazy man named Mr. Janson, - American Vandal 00:18
From my backyard is this old, crazy man named Mr. Janson,
S01 • E08 [Peter] I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little embarrassed - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little ...
S01 • E07 That's why he won't admit that she did it, - American Vandal 00:06
That's why he won't admit that she did it,
S01 • E04 So, there's precedent for a senior prank getting prom canceled. - American Vandal 00:06
So, there's precedent for a senior prank getting prom c...
S01 • E05 [Peter] "The first one is key," that could refer - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] "The first one is key," that could refer
S01 • E06 -[Lucas] Hey, where's your boy Sam? -[Peter] Oh, uh, he got grounded. - American Vandal 00:05
-[Lucas] Hey, where's your boy Sam? -[Peter] Oh, uh, he...
S01 • E01 [Shapiro] He drew these same drawings on my whiteboard - American Vandal 00:08
[Shapiro] He drew these same drawings on my whiteboard