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Brandon, we both know that you're not the type of guy
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American Vandal

Brandon, we both knowthat you're not the type of guy to do something like this

Brandon, we both know
that you're not the type of guy to do something like this

Full Transcript

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Brandon, we both know that you're not the type of guy
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to do something like this.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:30
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E01 Postmates is kind of like pizza delivery, except it's not pizza. - American Vandal 00:06
Postmates is kind of like pizza delivery, except it's n...
S01 • E03 To get Dylan Maxwell out of the school, which is what she always wanted. - American Vandal 00:05
To get Dylan Maxwell out of the school, which is what she al...
S01 • E05 But I'm just wondering if-- Is this you in this video? - American Vandal 00:06
But I'm just wondering if-- Is this you in this video?
S01 • E03 [Peter] Mr. Kraz might just be saying all this stuff to look cool on camera, - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] Mr. Kraz might just be saying all this stuff to loo...
S01 • E04 Also, the drama teacher, Mr. Bales, - American Vandal 00:08
Also, the drama teacher, Mr. Bales,
S01 • E06 Dylan is afraid of his upcoming trial, - American Vandal 00:07
Dylan is afraid of his upcoming trial,
S01 • E01 And a lot of the time, I want that shit, too. - American Vandal 00:05
And a lot of the time, I want that shit, too.
S01 • E02 Nine minutes later, the memory card on the GoPro filming Lucas fills up. - American Vandal 00:05
Nine minutes later, the memory card on the GoPro filming Luc...
S01 • E03 For example, we know that Ms. Shapiro met with Alex Trimboli on March 17th, - American Vandal 00:09
For example, we know that Ms. Shapiro met with Alex Trimboli...
S01 • E04 But he was on campus. He had access to the security footage. - American Vandal 00:06
But he was on campus. He had access to the security footage.
S01 • E01 You know, I gotta buy someone a smoothie, - American Vandal 00:07
You know, I gotta buy someone a smoothie,
S01 • E05 Dude, I took a can from Nana's shed for the promposal, - American Vandal 00:09
Dude, I took a can from Nana's shed for the promposal,
S01 • E06 He was no stranger to getting into trouble with the school, - American Vandal 00:07
He was no stranger to getting into trouble with the school,
S01 • E07 You creep on my Insta, - American Vandal 00:09
You creep on my Insta,
S01 • E02 The next time Dylan appears on camera - American Vandal 00:08
The next time Dylan appears on camera
S01 • E04 And his motive, this crush on Gabi... that's what I find most concerning. - American Vandal 00:07
And his motive, this crush on Gabi... that's what I fin...
S01 • E05 Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, I'm not-- - American Vandal 00:07
Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, I'm not--
S01 • E03 Ms. Shapiro asked Alex to stay after class, - American Vandal 00:09
Ms. Shapiro asked Alex to stay after class,
S01 • E06 This time, he felt that the system would prove him innocent. - American Vandal 00:05
This time, he felt that the system would prove him innocent.
S01 • E02 [Dylan laughing] - American Vandal 00:11
[Dylan laughing]