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But when it comes to reliability, they don't exactly fit the bill
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American Vandal

But when it comes to reliability,they don't exactly fit the bill

But when it comes to reliability,
they don't exactly fit the bill

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But when it comes to reliability, they don't exactly fit the bill.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:50
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E08 You know, I get there, and I'm answering questions, - American Vandal 00:08
You know, I get there, and I'm answering questions,
S01 • E03 And he was just the kind of kid that would run right into the ocean. - American Vandal 00:06
And he was just the kind of kid that would run right into th...
S01 • E01 The day after the vandalism, - American Vandal 00:09
The day after the vandalism,
S01 • E04 Vaginas, maybe, but, no, not a bunch of dicks. - American Vandal 00:05
Vaginas, maybe, but, no, not a bunch of dicks.
S01 • E03 I remember when he was little and we were at the beach, - American Vandal 00:11
I remember when he was little and we were at the beach,
S01 • E08 You know, I'm actually writing answers on the whiteboard instead of dicks. - American Vandal 00:06
You know, I'm actually writing answers on the whiteboar...
S01 • E05 And a quick trip to the boys' locker room revealed tangible evidence. - American Vandal 00:06
And a quick trip to the boys' locker room revealed tang...
S01 • E04 -Where were you on March 15th, 2016? -I was finishing my CPR training. - American Vandal 00:07
-Where were you on March 15th, 2016? -I was finishing my CPR...
S01 • E08 And I'm not making whale noises, - American Vandal 00:12
And I'm not making whale noises,
S01 • E06 [Sam] Uh... Well, I guess our first question would be, um... - American Vandal 00:07
[Sam] Uh... Well, I guess our first question would be, um...
S01 • E03 One time I thought, "Okay, just let him get knocked down, - American Vandal 00:11
One time I thought, "Okay, just let him get knocked dow...
S01 • E07 If Rafferty was dating Mrs. Wagner, - American Vandal 00:07
If Rafferty was dating Mrs. Wagner,
S01 • E02 If Alex said "blow job," I would have called bullshit, for sure. - American Vandal 00:05
If Alex said "blow job," I would have called bulls...
S01 • E04 Uh, sure. You can pretend you're choking and lie down on the floor for a second. - American Vandal 00:05
Uh, sure. You can pretend you're choking and lie down o...
S01 • E06 Do you have any students that might have some sort of vendetta against you? - American Vandal 00:06
Do you have any students that might have some sort of vendet...
S01 • E05 Some say she snapped after getting asked to Spring Fling by too many freshmen. - American Vandal 00:06
Some say she snapped after getting asked to Spring Fling by ...
S01 • E02 Eh, a simple hand job is not that big of a commitment. - American Vandal 00:05
Eh, a simple hand job is not that big of a commitment.
S01 • E04 [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:09
[chuckles]
S01 • E06 Any students that... just stand out, dislike you? - American Vandal 00:06
Any students that... just stand out, dislike you?
S01 • E05 Others claim that she was angry about the school's new wardrobe policy, - American Vandal 00:06
Others claim that she was angry about the school's new ...