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American Vandal

But it would make sensethat if he slashed the tires and drew the first dick on her...

But it would make sense
that if he slashed the tires and drew the first dick on her car,
that he would just keep going until someone like me came out
to stop him

Full Transcript

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But it would make sense that if he slashed the tires
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and drew the first dick on her car, that he would just keep going
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until someone like me came out to stop him.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:13
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E06 He told us if we're ever caught filming at school again, - American Vandal 00:08
He told us if we're ever caught filming at school again...
S01 • E04 -I put a lot of work into this. We have. -Yeah, but you didn't do the dicks. - American Vandal 00:06
-I put a lot of work into this. We have. -Yeah, but you didn...
S01 • E05 -The first one's gonna be fucking key-- -[Blake] Kiss ca-- - American Vandal 00:13
-The first one's gonna be fucking key-- -[Blake] Kiss c...
S01 • E02 I was with this dude. This is 100 percent. He was here. - American Vandal 00:07
I was with this dude. This is 100 percent. He was here.
S01 • E06 If Keene says that the documentary has been a distraction in school, - American Vandal 00:08
If Keene says that the documentary has been a distraction in...
S01 • E08 [all cheering] - American Vandal 00:07
[all cheering]
S01 • E02 In their eyes, he'd say anything to get his best friend out of trouble. - American Vandal 00:05
In their eyes, he'd say anything to get his best friend...
S01 • E07 He's about to have to pay $100,000. He's not gonna be able to go to college. - American Vandal 00:06
He's about to have to pay $100,000. He's not gonna...
S01 • E03 He saved lunch, with a big assist from Ms. Shapiro. - American Vandal 00:06
He saved lunch, with a big assist from Ms. Shapiro.
S01 • E04 -Fine, all right. Want me to do it now? -You're wasting my time. Yes. - American Vandal 00:05
-Fine, all right. Want me to do it now? -You're wasting...
S01 • E05 Which also means that Pat Micklewaite was invited to this party. - American Vandal 00:05
Which also means that Pat Micklewaite was invited to this pa...
S01 • E01 Yes. There was an incident with a changed license plate. - American Vandal 00:06
Yes. There was an incident with a changed license plate.
S01 • E02 Also, there's no hard evidence of Dylan being at Lucas' house - American Vandal 00:08
Also, there's no hard evidence of Dylan being at Lucas&...
S01 • E01 He replaced my license plate frame - American Vandal 00:20
He replaced my license plate frame
S01 • E03 Every teacher we asked declined to comment - American Vandal 00:08
Every teacher we asked declined to comment
S01 • E05 Anyway, the last time we clock Dylan is at 11:07 from Brad Henson's phone - American Vandal 00:08
Anyway, the last time we clock Dylan is at 11:07 from Brad H...
S01 • E06 Narrowing the target to Rafferty, Maeda, and Keene, - American Vandal 00:10
Narrowing the target to Rafferty, Maeda, and Keene,
S01 • E02 Here's how the school board sees it: - American Vandal 00:06
Here's how the school board sees it:
S01 • E07 That's not what happened. I keep coming back to this text: - American Vandal 00:08
That's not what happened. I keep coming back to this te...
S01 • E07 "I'd do anything for you." Think about it. Mackenzie is Dylan's alibi. - American Vandal 00:06
"I'd do anything for you." Think about it. Ma...