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[Cooper] No, dude, Dylan was doomed
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American Vandal

No, dude, Dylan was doomed from the second he walkedinto that classroom

[Cooper] No, dude, Dylan was doomed from the second he walked
into that classroom

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[Cooper] No, dude, Dylan was doomed
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from the second he walked into that classroom.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:59
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E06 And, you know, and now that-- Hey, now that people are watching, I-- - American Vandal 00:06
And, you know, and now that-- Hey, now that people are watch...
S01 • E04 [whistle blows] - American Vandal 00:13
[whistle blows]
S01 • E07 And also your mother... Mrs. Maldonado. - American Vandal 00:05
And also your mother... Mrs. Maldonado.
S01 • E03 Last name's Maxwell. Shapiros hate Maxwells. - American Vandal 00:06
Last name's Maxwell. Shapiros hate Maxwells.
S01 • E08 [Peter] While he was expelled, - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] While he was expelled,
S01 • E05 And even if he is lying, - American Vandal 00:06
And even if he is lying,
S01 • E02 So, is it possible that Alex isn't lying? - American Vandal 00:05
So, is it possible that Alex isn't lying?
S01 • E01 So, would you say he was frantic about it, - American Vandal 00:06
So, would you say he was frantic about it,
S01 • E06 I don't wanna do it-- Be a history teacher. [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:05
I don't wanna do it-- Be a history teacher. [chuckles]
S01 • E08 But fortunately for Alex, Dylan Maxwell had some new resolutions. - American Vandal 00:07
But fortunately for Alex, Dylan Maxwell had some new resolut...
S01 • E05 But could he have drawn 27 dicks in 8.1 minutes? - American Vandal 00:05
But could he have drawn 27 dicks in 8.1 minutes?
S01 • E06 But if you have a job that you need someone who knows history stuff... - American Vandal 00:05
But if you have a job that you need someone who knows histor...
S01 • E03 I told him, "Don't take her class. I already burned that bridge for you." - American Vandal 00:08
I told him, "Don't take her class. I already burne...
S01 • E07 [Peter] This list means nothing without any context, - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] This list means nothing without any context,
S01 • E08 [Dylan] I'm not just gonna come in like Old Dylan, - American Vandal 00:09
[Dylan] I'm not just gonna come in like Old Dylan,
S01 • E04 Is it possible that the dicks could be - American Vandal 00:06
Is it possible that the dicks could be
S01 • E06 The thing people don't realize about being a history teacher is... - American Vandal 00:05
The thing people don't realize about being a history te...
S01 • E07 Now, we're lucky that the complaint file included Mr. Rafferty's middle name, - American Vandal 00:13
Now, we're lucky that the complaint file included Mr. R...
S01 • E03 Take gym twice. Take pottery. I don't care. Anything but Shapiro." - American Vandal 00:09
Take gym twice. Take pottery. I don't care. Anything bu...
S01 • E05 He did mysteriously discover the spray paint can - American Vandal 00:09
He did mysteriously discover the spray paint can