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[Denise] I'm not saying that Dylan, you know, doesn't have
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American Vandal

I'm not saying that Dylan,you know, doesn't have some kinds of troubles with his,you...

[Denise] I'm not saying that Dylan,
you know, doesn't have some kinds of troubles with his,
you know, learning

Full Transcript

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[Denise] I'm not saying that Dylan, you know, doesn't have
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some kinds of troubles with his, you know, learning.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:39
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E01 All Dylan had to do was provide a reliable alibi - American Vandal 00:07
All Dylan had to do was provide a reliable alibi
S01 • E07 [Sam] You can see there's two halves of the same image posted in early March. - American Vandal 00:05
[Sam] You can see there's two halves of the same image ...
S01 • E06 And by the way, I'm just gonna be an open book - American Vandal 00:08
And by the way, I'm just gonna be an open book
S01 • E02 [Peter] We headed to Camp Miniwaka - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] We headed to Camp Miniwaka
S01 • E04 Spray-painting 27 dicks in eight minutes is hard enough without a cast. - American Vandal 00:06
Spray-painting 27 dicks in eight minutes is hard enough with...
S01 • E02 If we're able to determine that Alex did fabricate this fondling, - American Vandal 00:08
If we're able to determine that Alex did fabricate this...
S01 • E05 I was dealing with a... clog in the shower. - American Vandal 00:05
I was dealing with a... clog in the shower.
S01 • E01 But when it comes to reliability, they don't exactly fit the bill. - American Vandal 00:05
But when it comes to reliability, they don't exactly fi...
S01 • E08 You know, I get there, and I'm answering questions, - American Vandal 00:08
You know, I get there, and I'm answering questions,
S01 • E03 And he was just the kind of kid that would run right into the ocean. - American Vandal 00:06
And he was just the kind of kid that would run right into th...
S01 • E01 The day after the vandalism, - American Vandal 00:09
The day after the vandalism,
S01 • E04 Vaginas, maybe, but, no, not a bunch of dicks. - American Vandal 00:05
Vaginas, maybe, but, no, not a bunch of dicks.
S01 • E03 I remember when he was little and we were at the beach, - American Vandal 00:11
I remember when he was little and we were at the beach,
S01 • E08 You know, I'm actually writing answers on the whiteboard instead of dicks. - American Vandal 00:06
You know, I'm actually writing answers on the whiteboar...
S01 • E05 And a quick trip to the boys' locker room revealed tangible evidence. - American Vandal 00:06
And a quick trip to the boys' locker room revealed tang...
S01 • E04 -Where were you on March 15th, 2016? -I was finishing my CPR training. - American Vandal 00:07
-Where were you on March 15th, 2016? -I was finishing my CPR...
S01 • E08 And I'm not making whale noises, - American Vandal 00:12
And I'm not making whale noises,
S01 • E06 [Sam] Uh... Well, I guess our first question would be, um... - American Vandal 00:07
[Sam] Uh... Well, I guess our first question would be, um...
S01 • E03 One time I thought, "Okay, just let him get knocked down, - American Vandal 00:11
One time I thought, "Okay, just let him get knocked dow...
S01 • E07 If Rafferty was dating Mrs. Wagner, - American Vandal 00:07
If Rafferty was dating Mrs. Wagner,