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[Dylan] So what, dude? -[Spencer] If the cops show up
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American Vandal

So what, dude?- If the cops show up, we just run, fucking run

[Dylan] So what, dude?
-[Spencer] If the cops show up, we just run, fucking run

Full Transcript

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-[Dylan] So what, dude? -[Spencer] If the cops show up,
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we just run, fucking run.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:38
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E08 Vandal! Vandal! Vandal! - American Vandal 00:05
Vandal! Vandal! Vandal!
S01 • E03 [Peter] Would you say that your social status changed after saving lunch? - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] Would you say that your social status changed after ...
S01 • E05 [Peter] "If the cops show up, we just run." - American Vandal 00:11
[Peter] "If the cops show up, we just run."
S01 • E04 Or maybe he was just using it as a cover - American Vandal 00:07
Or maybe he was just using it as a cover
S01 • E02 [Peter] But Alex claims a lot of things, - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] But Alex claims a lot of things,
S01 • E06 [Peter] No, my phone-- My screen was just on. It wasn't recording... - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] No, my phone-- My screen was just on. It wasn't...
S01 • E07 You need an alibi. She gave you one. "We were at my house." - American Vandal 00:08
You need an alibi. She gave you one. "We were at my hou...
S01 • E03 [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:07
[chuckles]
S01 • E01 He not only spray-painted my car, he slashed my tire. - American Vandal 00:05
He not only spray-painted my car, he slashed my tire.
S01 • E04 Maybe this time his movie would actually be good, - American Vandal 00:11
Maybe this time his movie would actually be good,
S01 • E03 It's not really cool to worry about popularity. - American Vandal 00:05
It's not really cool to worry about popularity.
S01 • E05 [guitar music playing] - American Vandal 00:06
[guitar music playing]
S01 • E02 So, it isn't easy to trust Alex Trimboli about Dylan's whereabouts on March 15th. - American Vandal 00:06
So, it isn't easy to trust Alex Trimboli about Dylan�...
S01 • E08 [all yelling] - American Vandal 00:09
[all yelling]
S01 • E01 But only one slashed tire, - American Vandal 00:08
But only one slashed tire,
S01 • E03 He only had 124 Instagram followers before the incident. - American Vandal 00:06
He only had 124 Instagram followers before the incident.
S01 • E02 Dylan, uh, where were you on the afternoon of March 15th? - American Vandal 00:06
Dylan, uh, where were you on the afternoon of March 15th?
S01 • E05 The first one's gonna be-- - American Vandal 00:09
The first one's gonna be--
S01 • E04 If we want people to take us seriously, we have to do our due diligence and-- - American Vandal 00:09
If we want people to take us seriously, we have to do our du...
S01 • E01 But it would make sense that if he slashed the tires - American Vandal 00:11
But it would make sense that if he slashed the tires