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American Vandal

For both of our safeties, I need youto evacuate the place immediately."

for both of our safeties, I need you
to evacuate the place immediately."

Full Transcript

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for both of our safeties,
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I need you to evacuate the place immediately."
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:25
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E04 -But I didn't do the dicks. -But I have to treat you like you did. - American Vandal 00:05
-But I didn't do the dicks. -But I have to treat you li...
S01 • E08 [Peter] Even if they had their story straight, it's not easy - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Even if they had their story straight, it's no...
S01 • E02 It's the same half-hour in which the dicks were drawn - American Vandal 00:06
It's the same half-hour in which the dicks were drawn
S01 • E01 [Mackenzie] No, it's true. I mean, most teachers hate Dylan, like... - American Vandal 00:05
[Mackenzie] No, it's true. I mean, most teachers hate D...
S01 • E01 Like, a lot more than that. Like in a really kind of fucked-up way-- - American Vandal 00:10
Like, a lot more than that. Like in a really kind of fucked-...
S01 • E04 Just because you're my friend doesn't mean I can-- - American Vandal 00:07
Just because you're my friend doesn't mean I can--
S01 • E03 I'm excited about that trip, and I wanted some suggestions on where to stay. - American Vandal 00:05
I'm excited about that trip, and I wanted some suggesti...
S01 • E03 [Peter] So, it's possible that this March 17th meeting was just about Spanish, - American Vandal 00:11
[Peter] So, it's possible that this March 17th meeting...
S01 • E06 Uh, one of the videos on your YouTube page I saw was called Nun Humping? - American Vandal 00:08
Uh, one of the videos on your YouTube page I saw was called ...
S01 • E04 -Yeah. -This is your theory? That I spray-painted - American Vandal 00:08
-Yeah. -This is your theory? That I spray-painted
S01 • E01 [Peter] Shapiro did give Dylan 19 detentions this year. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Shapiro did give Dylan 19 detentions this year.
S01 • E08 I don't think he was gonna graduate. Who gives a shit about Dylan Maxwell? - American Vandal 00:06
I don't think he was gonna graduate. Who gives a shit a...
S01 • E01 [Peter] But you guys have to admit that the fact that her tires were slashed, - American Vandal 00:11
[Peter] But you guys have to admit that the fact that her ti...
S01 • E06 Oh, my mistake. Nun Tree Humping. Okay. Do you wanna tell me what that was? - American Vandal 00:05
Oh, my mistake. Nun Tree Humping. Okay. Do you wanna tell ...
S01 • E05 Fingerprints? We don't have-- - American Vandal 00:14
Fingerprints? We don't have--
S01 • E04 If you wanna redo mine, you have-- - American Vandal 00:09
If you wanna redo mine, you have--
S01 • E07 It's so easy for you to sit there behind that stupid camera - American Vandal 00:09
It's so easy for you to sit there behind that stupid ca...
S01 • E02 But I went to Mac's house, I swear. - American Vandal 00:05
But I went to Mac's house, I swear.
S01 • E06 Um, yeah. It's kind of like, we just dress up as nuns, - American Vandal 00:09
Um, yeah. It's kind of like, we just dress up as nuns,
S01 • E08 [boy 3] Dylan Maxwell is the stupidest kid I've ever met. - American Vandal 00:05
[boy 3] Dylan Maxwell is the stupidest kid I've ever m...