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American Vandal

Have some fucking balls." He's like her lapdog

Have some fucking balls." He's like her lapdog

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Have some fucking balls."
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He's like her lapdog.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:35
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E02 Driving to school from Janson's house, spray-painting 27 dicks, - American Vandal 00:13
Driving to school from Janson's house, spray-painting 2...
S01 • E05 It's still there at 11:41, and we catch another glimpse at 11:52. - American Vandal 00:07
It's still there at 11:41, and we catch another glimpse...
S01 • E03 -Ms. Shapiro, I didn't mean to-- -Thank you, Mr. Maldonado. - American Vandal 00:05
-Ms. Shapiro, I didn't mean to-- -Thank you, Mr. Maldon...
S01 • E04 He does something so pathetic or stupid to get her attention again... - American Vandal 00:06
He does something so pathetic or stupid to get her attention...
S01 • E06 I set out to tell a story, a story that a lot of people really do care about, - American Vandal 00:09
I set out to tell a story, a story that a lot of people real...
S01 • E04 And then he says, "Oh, we're back together. Yay." - American Vandal 00:10
And then he says, "Oh, we're back together. Yay.&q...
S01 • E08 Um, I'm calling to confirm a CPR certification. - American Vandal 00:06
Um, I'm calling to confirm a CPR certification.
S01 • E02 -there's no way that's possible. -[Sam] I'm kind of with him on that. - American Vandal 00:05
-there's no way that's possible. -[Sam] I'm ...
S01 • E03 You know who she is? She's like that guy from Game of Thrones. - American Vandal 00:06
You know who she is? She's like that guy from Game of ...
S01 • E06 I think it's totally unfair to call it a distraction. - American Vandal 00:05
I think it's totally unfair to call it a distraction.
S01 • E08 [Jim] Okay. Uh, what specifically are you looking for? - American Vandal 00:05
[Jim] Okay. Uh, what specifically are you looking for?
S01 • E02 So, well, we need to figure out if it is even possible. - American Vandal 00:06
So, well, we need to figure out if it is even possible.
S01 • E01 [farts, then laughs] - American Vandal 00:06
[farts, then laughs]
S01 • E04 Dylan and Mackenzie's tumultuous relationship - American Vandal 00:07
Dylan and Mackenzie's tumultuous relationship
S01 • E06 Sure, people are taking notice, and students are engaging, - American Vandal 00:10
Sure, people are taking notice, and students are engaging,
S01 • E08 Um, well, it's just that I'm planning on hiring a student go-- - American Vandal 00:14
Um, well, it's just that I'm planning on hiring a ...
S01 • E03 She's just, like-- You know, she's playing the game. Playing everybody. - American Vandal 00:06
She's just, like-- You know, she's playing the gam...
S01 • E05 [all cheering] - American Vandal 00:07
[all cheering]
S01 • E04 Four times Mackenzie has broken up with Dylan, - American Vandal 00:07
Four times Mackenzie has broken up with Dylan,
S01 • E06 [reporter] At the center of Peter Maldonado's documentary - American Vandal 00:08
[reporter] At the center of Peter Maldonado's document...