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Here's the thing. How could I have vandalized her car
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American Vandal

Here's the thing.How could I have vandalized her car if I don't even know what it looks...

Here's the thing.
How could I have vandalized her car if I don't even know what it looks like?

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Here's the thing. How could I have vandalized her car
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if I don't even know what it looks like?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:08
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E07 And now everyone's secrets are out, throughout the entire school, - American Vandal 00:07
And now everyone's secrets are out, throughout the enti...
S01 • E04 Or how about I tell everyone - American Vandal 00:06
Or how about I tell everyone
S01 • E06 Uh, yeah, that was just, like, one of the more classic, uh, pranks that we do, - American Vandal 00:11
Uh, yeah, that was just, like, one of the more classic, uh, ...
S01 • E03 But no one else knows this, except me, and... - American Vandal 00:06
But no one else knows this, except me, and...
S01 • E05 [Sam] He's telling the truth about where he got the can, - American Vandal 00:07
[Sam] He's telling the truth about where he got the can...
S01 • E01 [Peter] Dylan made this point at the school board hearing, - American Vandal 00:10
[Peter] Dylan made this point at the school board hearing,
S01 • E02 It said, "Home bored." - American Vandal 00:06
It said, "Home bored."
S01 • E04 Bud, if it'd make a case against me, then I'm fine with you doing that. - American Vandal 00:05
Bud, if it'd make a case against me, then I'm fine...
S01 • E07 You know what? When this is all over, so are you, okay? - American Vandal 00:05
You know what? When this is all over, so are you, okay?
S01 • E06 Find, you know, a baby, toddler, - American Vandal 00:10
Find, you know, a baby, toddler,
S01 • E02 [Peter] Three days earlier at Nana's party, Mackenzie dumped Dylan. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] Three days earlier at Nana's party, Mackenzie ...
S01 • E02 Then on the night of the 15th, Dylan and Mac got back together. - American Vandal 00:06
Then on the night of the 15th, Dylan and Mac got back togeth...
S01 • E01 For all I know, she could have a beige fucking motorcycle. - American Vandal 00:05
For all I know, she could have a beige fucking motorcycle.
S01 • E07 [Mackenzie] Dude, you can't post this. It's gonna fuck up my plans for college. - American Vandal 00:05
[Mackenzie] Dude, you can't post this. It's gonna ...
S01 • E02 But because they weren't talking during that three-day period, - American Vandal 00:08
But because they weren't talking during that three-day ...
S01 • E05 He asked me to prom, and then we went home to my house, - American Vandal 00:07
He asked me to prom, and then we went home to my house,
S01 • E03 [distorted] Well... apparently, a paper that I turned in - American Vandal 00:08
[distorted] Well... apparently, a paper that I turned in
S01 • E02 -That impression was incredible, dude. -I know, right? - American Vandal 00:06
-That impression was incredible, dude. -I know, right?
S01 • E01 [Mackenzie] School's talking about Dylan like he's some criminal mastermind. Okay. - American Vandal 00:05
[Mackenzie] School's talking about Dylan like he's...
S01 • E03 She thought he cheated off of me, but... I don't know if he did or not. - American Vandal 00:06
She thought he cheated off of me, but... I don't know i...