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His college acceptance, his girlfriend, his future
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American Vandal

His college acceptance,his girlfriend, his future

His college acceptance,
his girlfriend, his future

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His college acceptance, his girlfriend, his future.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:13
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E06 You're just gonna let them shut you up? Just gonna let them suspend you? - American Vandal 00:05
You're just gonna let them shut you up? Just gonna let ...
S01 • E05 All right, everybody. Hottest Nanas 2016 right here. - American Vandal 00:06
All right, everybody. Hottest Nanas 2016 right here.
S01 • E08 So, this is her alibi, that she was getting her CPR training, - American Vandal 00:08
So, this is her alibi, that she was getting her CPR training...
S01 • E02 Instead, I decided to tell him the truth. - American Vandal 00:05
Instead, I decided to tell him the truth.
S01 • E05 [Peter] For the next 30 minutes, Mike Bertha, James Snyder - American Vandal 00:10
[Peter] For the next 30 minutes, Mike Bertha, James Snyder
S01 • E04 Sometimes I just wanna grab him and shit, and be like, "Dude, she's not the one. - American Vandal 00:06
Sometimes I just wanna grab him and shit, and be like, "...
S01 • E06 [reporter on TV] A gag order has been placed on a local student - American Vandal 00:07
[reporter on TV] A gag order has been placed on a local stu...
S01 • E04 Like... stop torturing us. - American Vandal 00:06
Like... stop torturing us.
S01 • E05 We see the can is still in the bushes here at 11:35. - American Vandal 00:06
We see the can is still in the bushes here at 11:35.
S01 • E06 Sophomore Peter Maldonado's documentary, which has gone viral, - American Vandal 00:07
Sophomore Peter Maldonado's documentary, which has gone...
S01 • E03 No, Ms. Shapiro, I wasn't reporting on gossip. - American Vandal 00:05
No, Ms. Shapiro, I wasn't reporting on gossip.
S01 • E04 Have some fucking balls." - American Vandal 00:06
Have some fucking balls."
S01 • E02 Driving to school from Janson's house, spray-painting 27 dicks, - American Vandal 00:13
Driving to school from Janson's house, spray-painting 2...
S01 • E05 It's still there at 11:41, and we catch another glimpse at 11:52. - American Vandal 00:07
It's still there at 11:41, and we catch another glimpse...
S01 • E03 -Ms. Shapiro, I didn't mean to-- -Thank you, Mr. Maldonado. - American Vandal 00:05
-Ms. Shapiro, I didn't mean to-- -Thank you, Mr. Maldon...
S01 • E04 He does something so pathetic or stupid to get her attention again... - American Vandal 00:06
He does something so pathetic or stupid to get her attention...
S01 • E06 I set out to tell a story, a story that a lot of people really do care about, - American Vandal 00:09
I set out to tell a story, a story that a lot of people real...
S01 • E04 And then he says, "Oh, we're back together. Yay." - American Vandal 00:10
And then he says, "Oh, we're back together. Yay.&q...
S01 • E08 Um, I'm calling to confirm a CPR certification. - American Vandal 00:06
Um, I'm calling to confirm a CPR certification.
S01 • E02 -there's no way that's possible. -[Sam] I'm kind of with him on that. - American Vandal 00:05
-there's no way that's possible. -[Sam] I'm ...