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American Vandal

Nothing comes out.That's me pressing as hard as I can

[hissing] Nothing comes out.
That's me pressing as hard as I can

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Nothing comes out. That's me pressing as hard as I can.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:01
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E03 How do you patch a slashed tire? I didn't know you could do that. - American Vandal 00:06
How do you patch a slashed tire? I didn't know you coul...
S01 • E04 Do you mind explaining this text message to me? - American Vandal 00:06
Do you mind explaining this text message to me?
S01 • E08 And if you recall, Christa has a history with one of them. - American Vandal 00:05
And if you recall, Christa has a history with one of them.
S01 • E03 I mean, there are nails all over Southern California. - American Vandal 00:05
I mean, there are nails all over Southern California.
S01 • E01 [Ruff growling] - American Vandal 00:05
[Ruff growling]
S01 • E04 -Dude, what? -This text message you sent to Mackenzie. - American Vandal 00:05
-Dude, what? -This text message you sent to Mackenzie.
S01 • E08 This is proof that religious equality is more important than football. - American Vandal 00:06
This is proof that religious equality is more important than...
S01 • E05 [Peter] Every time the can sat for more than ten minutes, - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Every time the can sat for more than ten minutes,
S01 • E01 -I'm sorry. -[Mackenzie shrieks] - American Vandal 00:09
-I'm sorry. -[Mackenzie shrieks]
S01 • E04 What--? Did--? I gave you my phone to... like, find me an alibi or whatever. - American Vandal 00:07
What--? Did--? I gave you my phone to... like, find me an al...
S01 • E02 I don't think the WayBack Boys would've trusted anyone else - American Vandal 00:07
I don't think the WayBack Boys would've trusted an...
S01 • E03 ...most flat tires come from nails. When you're driving, be careful. - American Vandal 00:05
...most flat tires come from nails. When you're driving...
S01 • E08 She's a protester. She's always coming up with something - American Vandal 00:08
She's a protester. She's always coming up with som...
S01 • E05 Which means the first car vandalized on March 15th would have splatter on it. - American Vandal 00:07
Which means the first car vandalized on March 15th would hav...
S01 • E03 They get in on an angle, and they can take up to two weeks, - American Vandal 00:07
They get in on an angle, and they can take up to two weeks,
S01 • E04 -No, I was. -Not to, like... take screen shots - American Vandal 00:07
-No, I was. -Not to, like... take screen shots
S01 • E02 [Peter] And without that call, how would Mr. Janson have known - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] And without that call, how would Mr. Janson have kn...
S01 • E08 I wish Christa hadn't done it - American Vandal 00:08
I wish Christa hadn't done it
S01 • E03 So, no, there was no slashed tires. There was just a hole. - American Vandal 00:05
So, no, there was no slashed tires. There was just a hole.
S01 • E04 I had to take anything that could be useful to my investigation, - American Vandal 00:07
I had to take anything that could be useful to my investigat...