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I can't really objectively look into myself
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American Vandal

I can't really objectivelylook into myself, because, spoiler alert,I know for a fact I...

I can't really objectively
look into myself, because, spoiler alert,
I know for a fact I didn't do it

Full Transcript

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I can't really objectively look into myself,
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because, spoiler alert, I know for a fact I didn't do it.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
10
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:06
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E05 [Peter] But there's enough we can do with audio manipulation and lip-reading - American Vandal 00:09
[Peter] But there's enough we can do with audio manipu...
S01 • E08 But on the evening of the senior prom, Dylan sits on his couch, drinking whiskey. - American Vandal 00:07
But on the evening of the senior prom, Dylan sits on his cou...
S01 • E03 You can come to me, and I'll talk to Vice Principal Keene, - American Vandal 00:09
You can come to me, and I'll talk to Vice Principal Kee...
S01 • E04 But in an effort to be as fair as possible, - American Vandal 00:13
But in an effort to be as fair as possible,
S01 • E01 Sure, anyone could spray-paint dicks, - American Vandal 00:07
Sure, anyone could spray-paint dicks,
S01 • E06 [Peter blusters] - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter blusters]
S01 • E08 Dismissed by Shapiro, rejected from Boulder, - American Vandal 00:07
Dismissed by Shapiro, rejected from Boulder,
S01 • E06 Keene thinks he's, like, this authority figure, - American Vandal 00:09
Keene thinks he's, like, this authority figure,
S01 • E05 [Peter] Behind all the excitement of Ming's first beer - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] Behind all the excitement of Ming's first beer
S01 • E01 Nine people who could've done it, - American Vandal 00:06
Nine people who could've done it,
S01 • E03 [Peter] And the very next morning, 72 hours after the vandalism... - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] And the very next morning, 72 hours after the vanda...
S01 • E01 Since the vandalism, - American Vandal 00:06
Since the vandalism,
S01 • E05 [muffled dialogue] - American Vandal 00:05
[muffled dialogue]
S01 • E02 No "A.T." - American Vandal 00:08
No "A.T."
S01 • E03 Alex Trimboli reported - American Vandal 00:08
Alex Trimboli reported
S01 • E01 Nine hundred and fifty-eight students enrolled in Hanover High, correct? - American Vandal 00:05
Nine hundred and fifty-eight students enrolled in Hanover Hi...
S01 • E04 So, why would he vandalize 27 cars in the staff parking lot? - American Vandal 00:06
So, why would he vandalize 27 cars in the staff parking lot?
S01 • E07 Do you know that... Mackenzie's mother was dating Mr. Rafferty? - American Vandal 00:07
Do you know that... Mackenzie's mother was dating Mr. R...
S01 • E05 Ten fifty-nine, from behind the couch, they're still talking. - American Vandal 00:06
Ten fifty-nine, from behind the couch, they're still ta...
S01 • E01 Nine have a key and a login - American Vandal 00:09
Nine have a key and a login