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American Vandal

I haven't been able to sit downfor a week. That's how much you-- --Ow!

I haven't been able to sit down
for a week. That's how much you-- -[Lucas laughs]
-Ow!

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.071
I haven't been able to sit down for a week. That's how much you--
00:00:04.037 --> 00:00:05.051
-[Lucas laughs] -Ow!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:37
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E03 You know she forced Mr. Runko to switch offices with her? - American Vandal 00:05
You know she forced Mr. Runko to switch offices with her?
S01 • E06 But it also had the potential to be the reason we got back up. - American Vandal 00:05
But it also had the potential to be the reason we got back u...
S01 • E08 [Peter] You may remember Van Delorey as the camp counselor - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] You may remember Van Delorey as the camp counselor
S01 • E01 [Hixenbaugh] The day after the vandalism, Vice Principal Keene, - American Vandal 00:11
[Hixenbaugh] The day after the vandalism, Vice Principal Ke...
S01 • E06 Seeing the buzz our documentary got, local news returned my call immediately. - American Vandal 00:07
Seeing the buzz our documentary got, local news returned my ...
S01 • E02 Dylan is unaccounted for on March 15th - American Vandal 00:08
Dylan is unaccounted for on March 15th
S01 • E05 If that really is his first beer, - American Vandal 00:09
If that really is his first beer,
S01 • E01 -Right. -And they said - American Vandal 00:09
-Right. -And they said
S01 • E06 After their report and a series of online petitions, - American Vandal 00:08
After their report and a series of online petitions,
S01 • E04 But after their fourth breakup, the one at Nana's party, - American Vandal 00:08
But after their fourth breakup, the one at Nana's party...
S01 • E08 Until Van started dating Christa Carlyle. - American Vandal 00:05
Until Van started dating Christa Carlyle.
S01 • E03 [Peter] Mr. Runko and Coach Rafferty flatly deny Kraz's claims... - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Mr. Runko and Coach Rafferty flatly deny Kraz'...
S01 • E02 And it would've taken 29 minutes, give or take, to draw the dicks. - American Vandal 00:06
And it would've taken 29 minutes, give or take, to draw...
S01 • E05 The most drunk anyone at our high school's ever been in their life. - American Vandal 00:05
The most drunk anyone at our high school's ever been in...
S01 • E01 But they say you went - American Vandal 00:07
But they say you went
S01 • E03 [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:05
[chuckles]
S01 • E04 It's complicated. But for a while, it looked like - American Vandal 00:09
It's complicated. But for a while, it looked like
S01 • E05 At 12:04, Matt Zordich tries spraying Carl Wolf. - American Vandal 00:06
At 12:04, Matt Zordich tries spraying Carl Wolf.
S01 • E01 Yeah, no, I told them I was going to Priceless Moments, - American Vandal 00:09
Yeah, no, I told them I was going to Priceless Moments,
S01 • E03 Don't worry about what he says. [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:11
Don't worry about what he says. [chuckles]