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American Vandal

I mean, at this point,best-case scenario is me and Mackenzie do long-distance

I mean, at this point,
best-case scenario is me and Mackenzie do long-distance

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I mean, at this point, best-case scenario is
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me and Mackenzie do long-distance.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:23
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E04 So, my father's gotten a bunch of messages about his answering machine, - American Vandal 00:10
So, my father's gotten a bunch of messages about his an...
S01 • E02 But, you know, I told you guys my story, - American Vandal 00:09
But, you know, I told you guys my story,
S01 • E03 It's all we need. I'll be back in school. I'm excited about being back. - American Vandal 00:06
It's all we need. I'll be back in school. I'm...
S01 • E01 But, I mean, that basically just means I have to jerk myself off... every night. - American Vandal 00:07
But, I mean, that basically just means I have to jerk myself...
S01 • E08 So, you're known for doing a lot of political protests and demonstrations. - American Vandal 00:06
So, you're known for doing a lot of political protests ...
S01 • E03 [Peter] Dylan, it's just one piece of the puzzle. A big one. But one. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Dylan, it's just one piece of the puzzle. A big...
S01 • E08 Like when you spoke out for gender equality - American Vandal 00:06
Like when you spoke out for gender equality
S01 • E03 I mean, Shapiro's lying, so, like, I obviously didn't draw the dicks. - American Vandal 00:06
I mean, Shapiro's lying, so, like, I obviously didn...
S01 • E08 No, I was all-state for soccer, - American Vandal 00:06
No, I was all-state for soccer,
S01 • E02 Because without that 2:21 voicemail, placing him here - American Vandal 00:07
Because without that 2:21 voicemail, placing him here
S01 • E01 I mean, I guess the worst part of this whole thing - American Vandal 00:06
I mean, I guess the worst part of this whole thing
S01 • E02 [Peter] All I know is someone is lying. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] All I know is someone is lying.
S01 • E03 -What's different right now? -[Peter] Dylan, - American Vandal 00:06
-What's different right now? -[Peter] Dylan,
S01 • E03 And what? Five people on YouTube are gonna think I'm innocent? - American Vandal 00:05
And what? Five people on YouTube are gonna think I'm in...
S01 • E08 I don't know how he got them, but, um, it was from tryouts. - American Vandal 00:07
I don't know how he got them, but, um, it was from tryo...
S01 • E01 I can't even, like, defend myself. - American Vandal 00:05
I can't even, like, defend myself.
S01 • E02 [water flowing from faucet] - American Vandal 00:07
[water flowing from faucet]
S01 • E03 I just smoked a victory blunt for no reason, - American Vandal 00:08
I just smoked a victory blunt for no reason,
S01 • E08 Looks like you get hit pretty hard, right there. - American Vandal 00:06
Looks like you get hit pretty hard, right there.
S01 • E01 Parking lot dicks could have two nutsacks and warts, - American Vandal 00:07
Parking lot dicks could have two nutsacks and warts,