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I mean, my life is basically over now, because he lied
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American Vandal

I mean, my life is basically over now,because he lied

I mean, my life is basically over now,
because he lied

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I mean, my life is basically over now, because he lied.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
9
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:48
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E06 So, um, in order for me to find the true vandal, - American Vandal 00:09
So, um, in order for me to find the true vandal,
S01 • E07 No. Dude, she tells me fucking everything. She tells me shit - American Vandal 00:08
No. Dude, she tells me fucking everything. She tells me shit
S01 • E01 [Peter] Dylan's weak alibi and media server access - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Dylan's weak alibi and media server access
S01 • E04 On March 15th, maybe he drew a bunch of boners, - American Vandal 00:13
On March 15th, maybe he drew a bunch of boners,
S01 • E08 He knew everyone thought he was guilty. He didn't need the doc to remind him - American Vandal 00:08
He knew everyone thought he was guilty. He didn't need ...
S01 • E02 [Peter] This proves to me that Sara Pearson - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] This proves to me that Sara Pearson
S01 • E07 And that's not even gross to me. It just-- That's just the way that shit works. - American Vandal 00:06
And that's not even gross to me. It just-- That's ...
S01 • E02 I mean, if she's honest about hooking up with Pat Micklewaite of all people, - American Vandal 00:10
I mean, if she's honest about hooking up with Pat Mickl...
S01 • E05 [Peter] The Tuesday after Nana's party is March 15th, the day of the vandalism. - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] The Tuesday after Nana's party is March 15th, ...
S01 • E01 [sharpener whirring] - American Vandal 00:06
[sharpener whirring]
S01 • E08 For the first time, Dylan is well-liked among the student body. - American Vandal 00:05
For the first time, Dylan is well-liked among the student bo...
S01 • E07 So, you saw the Instagram photo, and went to Mackenzie's house, correct? - American Vandal 00:06
So, you saw the Instagram photo, and went to Mackenzie'...
S01 • E06 Sir, the faculty files are supposed to be updated - American Vandal 00:12
Sir, the faculty files are supposed to be updated
S01 • E01 [whirring continues] - American Vandal 00:06
[whirring continues]
S01 • E04 You may not know that, though, because nobody watches them, - American Vandal 00:06
You may not know that, though, because nobody watches them,
S01 • E08 He never really cared about his reputation, - American Vandal 00:10
He never really cared about his reputation,
S01 • E02 So, her credibility isn't in question, but Alex Trimboli's is. - American Vandal 00:08
So, her credibility isn't in question, but Alex Trimbol...
S01 • E07 -Yeah. -Right. Then you left back - American Vandal 00:06
-Yeah. -Right. Then you left back
S01 • E05 [Peter] Eleven-oh-two, a few minutes later, - American Vandal 00:10
[Peter] Eleven-oh-two, a few minutes later,
S01 • E03 Everyone thought he was kind of a douche, but that was really big of him. - American Vandal 00:06
Everyone thought he was kind of a douche, but that was reall...