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American Vandal

I need to speak to him. Where's Dylan?-He doesn't-- Screw this

I need to speak to him. Where's Dylan?
-He doesn't-- Screw this

Full Transcript

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-I need to speak to him. Where's Dylan? -He doesn't--
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Screw this.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:06
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E01 If you're concerned about time, - American Vandal 00:06
If you're concerned about time,
S01 • E05 Sorry I missed your call. I'll call you back, - American Vandal 00:07
Sorry I missed your call. I'll call you back,
S01 • E06 I'm just stuck here, - American Vandal 00:12
I'm just stuck here,
S01 • E08 But you are so much more important to me than the documentary. - American Vandal 00:05
But you are so much more important to me than the documentar...
S01 • E05 Um, I got evidence that you may be interested in, - American Vandal 00:06
Um, I got evidence that you may be interested in,
S01 • E02 Spencer hides in the backyard, filming Mr. Janson in his kitchen. - American Vandal 00:06
Spencer hides in the backyard, filming Mr. Janson in his kit...
S01 • E03 So, yeah, I get it. I have the students' respect. - American Vandal 00:06
So, yeah, I get it. I have the students' respect.
S01 • E02 Anyway, we know it's 1:27 - American Vandal 00:12
Anyway, we know it's 1:27
S01 • E01 [Peter] The hairs, the tip, the ball size? They're different. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] The hairs, the tip, the ball size? They're dif...
S01 • E04 [Gabi laughs] - American Vandal 00:06
[Gabi laughs]
S01 • E06 I've never wanted to go to school, - American Vandal 00:08
I've never wanted to go to school,
S01 • E05 Sam hadn't been responding to any of my calls or texts since the argument, - American Vandal 00:08
Sam hadn't been responding to any of my calls or texts ...
S01 • E03 He put out a poll predicting whether two of his students would break up. - American Vandal 00:05
He put out a poll predicting whether two of his students wou...
S01 • E04 What if there are deeper feelings there? He's always denied having a crush on Gabi, - American Vandal 00:10
What if there are deeper feelings there? He's always de...
S01 • E02 We have an exfil specialist who's going to get you out of here. - American Vandal 00:06
We have an exfil specialist who's going to get you out ...
S01 • E08 [Sam chuckles] - American Vandal 00:06
[Sam chuckles]
S01 • E06 [Peter] Dylan recently learned his official court date, June 22nd. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Dylan recently learned his official court date, Jun...
S01 • E07 I was on the honor roll before this. I said "dick" to teachers for you. - American Vandal 00:05
I was on the honor roll before this. I said "dick"...
S01 • E02 [Peter] He tells Mr. Janson that an exfil specialist will be calling him. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] He tells Mr. Janson that an exfil specialist will b...
S01 • E01 And then this is the dicks that were drawn on the car. - American Vandal 00:06
And then this is the dicks that were drawn on the car.