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American Vandal

I was on the honor roll before this.I said "dick" to teachers for you

I was on the honor roll before this.
I said "dick" to teachers for you

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I was on the honor roll before this. I said "dick" to teachers for you.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:33
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E01 And then this is the dicks that were drawn on the car. - American Vandal 00:06
And then this is the dicks that were drawn on the car.
S01 • E02 [Peter] He tells Mr. Janson that an exfil specialist will be calling him. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] He tells Mr. Janson that an exfil specialist will b...
S01 • E02 The exfil specialist is Dylan. This is our second prank call. - American Vandal 00:06
The exfil specialist is Dylan. This is our second prank call...
S01 • E01 -Oh, shit, these are totally different. -Yeah, they're completely different. Yeah. - American Vandal 00:06
-Oh, shit, these are totally different. -Yeah, they're ...
S01 • E04 Come, I will have thee, but by this light, I take thee for pity. - American Vandal 00:06
Come, I will have thee, but by this light, I take thee for p...
S01 • E08 Sam's adorable, Gabi's all right, too." - American Vandal 00:07
Sam's adorable, Gabi's all right, too."
S01 • E03 I was like, "Dude, month and a half. Get out. Don't stay in it too long. - American Vandal 00:06
I was like, "Dude, month and a half. Get out. Don'...
S01 • E06 So, while his classmates are at school, studying history and math, - American Vandal 00:09
So, while his classmates are at school, studying history and...
S01 • E02 Janson, this is exfil specialist Secret Agent Kiefer Sutherland. - American Vandal 00:07
Janson, this is exfil specialist Secret Agent Kiefer Sutherl...
S01 • E01 [Peter] And we checked every single whiteboard dick - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] And we checked every single whiteboard dick
S01 • E03 You're not a good-looking or interesting person." - American Vandal 00:09
You're not a good-looking or interesting person."
S01 • E08 [Sam] ...if you wanna disappoint thousands of people, I get it. - American Vandal 00:07
[Sam] ...if you wanna disappoint thousands of people, I get ...
S01 • E04 But on this good day, I yield upon great persuasion... - American Vandal 00:06
But on this good day, I yield upon great persuasion...
S01 • E06 I've been watching a lot of Judge Judy lately, - American Vandal 00:07
I've been watching a lot of Judge Judy lately,
S01 • E02 [Lucas snickers] - American Vandal 00:13
[Lucas snickers]
S01 • E07 It's ironic. I set out to expose all the biases in the school. - American Vandal 00:06
It's ironic. I set out to expose all the biases in the ...
S01 • E04 And partly to save your life, for I heard you were in a consumption. - American Vandal 00:06
And partly to save your life, for I heard you were in a cons...
S01 • E06 I'm putting all the notes for court in this notebook. - American Vandal 00:06
I'm putting all the notes for court in this notebook.
S01 • E03 [Peter] That's why we have to wonder if whatever he tells us - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] That's why we have to wonder if whatever he te...
S01 • E07 Biases that could have led to the expulsion of an innocent student - American Vandal 00:08
Biases that could have led to the expulsion of an innocent s...