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American Vandal

I originally put "no kids"as a preference, but, um

I originally put "no kids"
as a preference, but, um

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I originally put "no kids" as a preference, but, um...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:21
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E06 [Peter] Mr. Maeda, the physics teacher, has a reputation of his own. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Mr. Maeda, the physics teacher, has a reputation of...
S01 • E02 I had a legendary color war. - American Vandal 00:05
I had a legendary color war.
S01 • E08 I might even bring an extra pencil, just to, like, give to someone, - American Vandal 00:19
I might even bring an extra pencil, just to, like, give to s...
S01 • E03 You know, I wasn't getting a lot of bites, so, um... - American Vandal 00:05
You know, I wasn't getting a lot of bites, so, um...
S01 • E04 But drawing dicks doesn't seem something our senior class president would do. - American Vandal 00:06
But drawing dicks doesn't seem something our senior cla...
S01 • E06 He's known for confiscating electronics from students, - American Vandal 00:07
He's known for confiscating electronics from students,
S01 • E07 [Brandon] Mackenzie, Mackenzie Wagner. I mean, you know her. - American Vandal 00:05
[Brandon] Mackenzie, Mackenzie Wagner. I mean, you know her...
S01 • E02 [Alex yelling, all cheering and chanting] - American Vandal 00:14
[Alex yelling, all cheering and chanting]
S01 • E05 So, to put this one to rest, - American Vandal 00:06
So, to put this one to rest,
S01 • E01 [Dylan] Pretty much. I left for a bit to go to my girlfriend Mackenzie's house, - American Vandal 00:07
[Dylan] Pretty much. I left for a bit to go to my girlfrien...
S01 • E03 I changed that, and a couple weeks later, Denise messaged me. - American Vandal 00:06
I changed that, and a couple weeks later, Denise messaged me...
S01 • E04 Or, more importantly, could do, with a broken leg and a solid alibi. - American Vandal 00:06
Or, more importantly, could do, with a broken leg and a soli...
S01 • E07 She's a mess. But the thing about her is she used to be really fucking smart. - American Vandal 00:07
She's a mess. But the thing about her is she used to be...
S01 • E05 I just wanna know if you, like, you know-- If you-- If you're, like, clean-- If you-- - American Vandal 00:08
I just wanna know if you, like, you know-- If you-- If you&#...
S01 • E03 But, hey, I... didn't really mind at all. - American Vandal 00:07
But, hey, I... didn't really mind at all.
S01 • E02 The two teams then compete in various challenges to earn points. - American Vandal 00:05
The two teams then compete in various challenges to earn poi...
S01 • E04 Madison's my co-anchor on the Morning Show , - American Vandal 00:07
Madison's my co-anchor on the Morning Show ,
S01 • E05 And while I can't entirely dismiss this strange theory, - American Vandal 00:08
And while I can't entirely dismiss this strange theory,
S01 • E07 She went downhill. I mean, her parents got divorced or some shit, - American Vandal 00:08
She went downhill. I mean, her parents got divorced or some ...
S01 • E08 Like, "Oh, Dylan, I'm so sorry. You know, I didn't mean to accuse you of the dicks." - American Vandal 00:10
Like, "Oh, Dylan, I'm so sorry. You know, I didn&#...