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I swear to God, I did not mean to do this on purpose
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American Vandal

I swear to God,I did not mean to do this on purpose, and I would never do-- Someday......

I swear to God,
I did not mean to do this on purpose, and I would never do-- Someday... we're gonna get even

Full Transcript

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I swear to God, I did not mean to do this on purpose,
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and I would never do--
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Someday... we're gonna get even.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:23
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E02 [Peter] Well, second base is above the belt, - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] Well, second base is above the belt,
S01 • E05 Then here at 2:15, running to alert the teachers. - American Vandal 00:06
Then here at 2:15, running to alert the teachers.
S01 • E03 You know the kind of people that, like, they pretend like they're your best friend - American Vandal 00:10
You know the kind of people that, like, they pretend like th...
S01 • E04 She's a protester. Always coming up with something - American Vandal 00:07
She's a protester. Always coming up with something
S01 • E06 I hope it was Kyle Rafferty. That'd be the perfect ending to this. - American Vandal 00:05
I hope it was Kyle Rafferty. That'd be the perfect endi...
S01 • E07 "Hanover's circumcised wieners." - American Vandal 00:08
"Hanover's circumcised wieners."
S01 • E05 So, unless Trimboli has some sort of superhuman speed, - American Vandal 00:07
So, unless Trimboli has some sort of superhuman speed,
S01 • E08 Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not even the day after that. - American Vandal 00:07
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not even the day ...
S01 • E04 I just wish Christa hadn't done it in the middle of my pep rally, but... - American Vandal 00:05
I just wish Christa hadn't done it in the middle of my ...
S01 • E06 [Peter] Kraz is the only teacher who will talk to us - American Vandal 00:09
[Peter] Kraz is the only teacher who will talk to us
S01 • E03 You know, like, "Oh, he's so... special." - American Vandal 00:11
You know, like, "Oh, he's so... special."
S01 • E05 The teacher in charge of the Morning Show - American Vandal 00:07
The teacher in charge of the Morning Show
S01 • E02 One for "Why should I?" One for "Why not?" - American Vandal 00:10
One for "Why should I?" One for "Why not?&quo...
S01 • E07 [Peter] But I'm including this one - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] But I'm including this one
S01 • E08 But someday you're gonna get what's coming to you, Trimboli. - American Vandal 00:06
But someday you're gonna get what's coming to you,...
S01 • E01 And I kind of noticed something, out of the corner of my eye, so, I turned. - American Vandal 00:06
And I kind of noticed something, out of the corner of my eye...
S01 • E04 [scoff] - American Vandal 00:06
[scoff]
S01 • E05 Mr. Baxter does have access to the security footage, - American Vandal 00:08
Mr. Baxter does have access to the security footage,
S01 • E06 So, I have been fired, which I guess I should have seen that coming. - American Vandal 00:07
So, I have been fired, which I guess I should have seen that...
S01 • E07 [Sam] Starting with number eight, Mrs. Riley, - American Vandal 00:09
[Sam] Starting with number eight, Mrs. Riley,