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American Vandal

I swear to God.If it was, I would admit it, because it's fucking funny

I swear to God.
If it was, I would admit it, because it's fucking funny

Full Transcript

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I swear to God. If it was, I would admit it,
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because it's fucking funny.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:00
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E07 And look, I am sorry if we ignored you before, - American Vandal 00:10
And look, I am sorry if we ignored you before,
S01 • E06 [Hixenbaugh] Another one I saw was called, um, Baby Farting. - American Vandal 00:06
[Hixenbaugh] Another one I saw was called, um, Baby Farting...
S01 • E03 [Peter] That's where you lose me, 'cause that just doesn't sound - American Vandal 00:10
[Peter] That's where you lose me, 'cause that just...
S01 • E04 -Do your part. -So, you're fine I tell the school - American Vandal 00:08
-Do your part. -So, you're fine I tell the school
S01 • E05 The only thing I took home that night was... I took Gabi home. - American Vandal 00:05
The only thing I took home that night was... I took Gabi hom...
S01 • E06 Uh, would you like to tell the members of the school board what Baby Farting was? - American Vandal 00:06
Uh, would you like to tell the members of the school board w...
S01 • E01 Here's the thing. How could I have vandalized her car - American Vandal 00:07
Here's the thing. How could I have vandalized her car
S01 • E04 Or how about I tell everyone - American Vandal 00:06
Or how about I tell everyone
S01 • E07 And now everyone's secrets are out, throughout the entire school, - American Vandal 00:07
And now everyone's secrets are out, throughout the enti...
S01 • E06 Uh, yeah, that was just, like, one of the more classic, uh, pranks that we do, - American Vandal 00:11
Uh, yeah, that was just, like, one of the more classic, uh, ...
S01 • E03 But no one else knows this, except me, and... - American Vandal 00:06
But no one else knows this, except me, and...
S01 • E05 [Sam] He's telling the truth about where he got the can, - American Vandal 00:07
[Sam] He's telling the truth about where he got the can...
S01 • E01 [Peter] Dylan made this point at the school board hearing, - American Vandal 00:10
[Peter] Dylan made this point at the school board hearing,
S01 • E02 It said, "Home bored." - American Vandal 00:06
It said, "Home bored."
S01 • E04 Bud, if it'd make a case against me, then I'm fine with you doing that. - American Vandal 00:05
Bud, if it'd make a case against me, then I'm fine...
S01 • E07 You know what? When this is all over, so are you, okay? - American Vandal 00:05
You know what? When this is all over, so are you, okay?
S01 • E06 Find, you know, a baby, toddler, - American Vandal 00:10
Find, you know, a baby, toddler,
S01 • E02 [Peter] Three days earlier at Nana's party, Mackenzie dumped Dylan. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] Three days earlier at Nana's party, Mackenzie ...
S01 • E02 Then on the night of the 15th, Dylan and Mac got back together. - American Vandal 00:06
Then on the night of the 15th, Dylan and Mac got back togeth...
S01 • E01 For all I know, she could have a beige fucking motorcycle. - American Vandal 00:05
For all I know, she could have a beige fucking motorcycle.