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American Vandal

I told him, "Don't take her class.I already burned that bridge for you." But he didn't...

I told him, "Don't take her class.
I already burned that bridge for you." But he didn't listen, man.
I was like, "Take an elective

Full Transcript

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I told him, "Don't take her class. I already burned that bridge for you."
00:00:04.004 --> 00:00:07.011
But he didn't listen, man. I was like, "Take an elective.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:13
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E08 [Dylan] I'm not just gonna come in like Old Dylan, - American Vandal 00:09
[Dylan] I'm not just gonna come in like Old Dylan,
S01 • E04 Is it possible that the dicks could be - American Vandal 00:06
Is it possible that the dicks could be
S01 • E06 The thing people don't realize about being a history teacher is... - American Vandal 00:05
The thing people don't realize about being a history te...
S01 • E07 Now, we're lucky that the complaint file included Mr. Rafferty's middle name, - American Vandal 00:13
Now, we're lucky that the complaint file included Mr. R...
S01 • E03 Take gym twice. Take pottery. I don't care. Anything but Shapiro." - American Vandal 00:09
Take gym twice. Take pottery. I don't care. Anything bu...
S01 • E05 He did mysteriously discover the spray paint can - American Vandal 00:09
He did mysteriously discover the spray paint can
S01 • E02 [Peter] Camp Miniwaka is an overnight summer camp - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Camp Miniwaka is an overnight summer camp
S01 • E04 But is it more of a stretch than pouring laundry detergent down the stairs... - American Vandal 00:06
But is it more of a stretch than pouring laundry detergent d...
S01 • E08 And the teachers are gonna be like... They're gonna be looking at me like... - American Vandal 00:06
And the teachers are gonna be like... They're gonna be ...
S01 • E07 So, I went through all of his Facebook friends - American Vandal 00:08
So, I went through all of his Facebook friends
S01 • E03 You have to take a foreign language. I couldn't have taken pottery. - American Vandal 00:05
You have to take a foreign language. I couldn't have ta...
S01 • E01 [Peter] From the day he came forward, Alex Trimboli had one story, - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] From the day he came forward, Alex Trimboli had one...
S01 • E02 Including Sara Pearson, - American Vandal 00:08
Including Sara Pearson,
S01 • E08 Like, "Dylan, wow, you're really... Dylan is really... participating." - American Vandal 00:14
Like, "Dylan, wow, you're really... Dylan is reall...
S01 • E04 [Christa] I see a lot of hate in the hallways, - American Vandal 00:07
[Christa] I see a lot of hate in the hallways,
S01 • E02 - And according to Sam and Gabi... -Shit does go down at Camp Miniwaka. - American Vandal 00:06
- And according to Sam and Gabi... -Shit does go down at Cam...
S01 • E01 And it made the school board's case against Dylan clean and simple. - American Vandal 00:05
And it made the school board's case against Dylan clean...
S01 • E04 This protest was short-lived after she slipped on the soap - American Vandal 00:07
This protest was short-lived after she slipped on the soap
S01 • E06 I compared Shapiro to that guy on Game of Thrones with no dick. - American Vandal 00:06
I compared Shapiro to that guy on Game of Thrones with no ...
S01 • E03 [Denise] I'm not saying that Dylan, you know, doesn't have - American Vandal 00:09
[Denise] I'm not saying that Dylan, you know, doesn�...