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I wouldn't... drink a cup of my own piss
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American Vandal

I wouldn't... drink a cup of my own piss

I wouldn't... drink a cup of my own piss

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I wouldn't... drink a cup of my own piss.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:22
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E03 What? Dude, that's some crazy shit-- - American Vandal 00:07
What? Dude, that's some crazy shit--
S01 • E08 I still think that Mackenzie trashed his office, - American Vandal 00:07
I still think that Mackenzie trashed his office,
S01 • E02 There was a voicemail left on your answering machine a few days ago from a-- - American Vandal 00:06
There was a voicemail left on your answering machine a few d...
S01 • E04 I-- I'm not, like, accusing you. I'm just-- - American Vandal 00:07
I-- I'm not, like, accusing you. I'm just--
S01 • E01 Just kick it, and go get smoothies, and skate. - American Vandal 00:07
Just kick it, and go get smoothies, and skate.
S01 • E05 This is our best lead yet, - American Vandal 00:07
This is our best lead yet,
S01 • E03 Dylan, you know how Ms. Shapiro said that her tires were slashed - American Vandal 00:07
Dylan, you know how Ms. Shapiro said that her tires were sla...
S01 • E04 -And I believe you. -I was at Lucas' house, - American Vandal 00:07
-And I believe you. -I was at Lucas' house,
S01 • E03 Well, I have discovered an invoice that proves that she ran over a nail. - American Vandal 00:06
Well, I have discovered an invoice that proves that she ran ...
S01 • E01 Now that everyone's at school, and I'm just here... - American Vandal 00:06
Now that everyone's at school, and I'm just here.....
S01 • E08 If Rafferty said something terrible to Christa, - American Vandal 00:28
If Rafferty said something terrible to Christa,
S01 • E04 [Peter] As I spend all this time poring over the case, - American Vandal 00:09
[Peter] As I spend all this time poring over the case,
S01 • E02 Yeah, 'cause we're, like-- Afterwards, we're like-- Like, it's just a prank. - American Vandal 00:08
Yeah, 'cause we're, like-- Afterwards, we're ...
S01 • E03 -Yo, the bitch lied, dude. [chuckles] -Oh, my God. - American Vandal 00:05
-Yo, the bitch lied, dude. [chuckles] -Oh, my God.
S01 • E04 It's not difficult to make any member of the Morning Show Nine - American Vandal 00:06
It's not difficult to make any member of the Morning Sh...
S01 • E02 And then they're like: - American Vandal 00:06
And then they're like:
S01 • E02 Uh, do you consider what happened in the parking lot to the 27 cars a prank? - American Vandal 00:06
Uh, do you consider what happened in the parking lot to the ...
S01 • E01 All those fucking first-name shows. - American Vandal 00:06
All those fucking first-name shows.
S01 • E04 If we're ever going to know whether or not Dylan did the dicks, - American Vandal 00:07
If we're ever going to know whether or not Dylan did th...
S01 • E02 [Dylan] As a prankster, you gotta respect another prankster. - American Vandal 00:05
[Dylan] As a prankster, you gotta respect another prankster...