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American Vandal

If that really is his first beer, it's another example of the school board'skey witness...

If that really is his first beer, it's another example of the school board's
key witness lying for attention

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If that really is his first beer,
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it's another example of the school board's key witness lying for attention.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:51
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E04 But after their fourth breakup, the one at Nana's party, - American Vandal 00:08
But after their fourth breakup, the one at Nana's party...
S01 • E08 Until Van started dating Christa Carlyle. - American Vandal 00:05
Until Van started dating Christa Carlyle.
S01 • E03 [Peter] Mr. Runko and Coach Rafferty flatly deny Kraz's claims... - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Mr. Runko and Coach Rafferty flatly deny Kraz'...
S01 • E02 And it would've taken 29 minutes, give or take, to draw the dicks. - American Vandal 00:06
And it would've taken 29 minutes, give or take, to draw...
S01 • E05 The most drunk anyone at our high school's ever been in their life. - American Vandal 00:05
The most drunk anyone at our high school's ever been in...
S01 • E01 But they say you went - American Vandal 00:07
But they say you went
S01 • E03 [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:05
[chuckles]
S01 • E04 It's complicated. But for a while, it looked like - American Vandal 00:09
It's complicated. But for a while, it looked like
S01 • E05 At 12:04, Matt Zordich tries spraying Carl Wolf. - American Vandal 00:06
At 12:04, Matt Zordich tries spraying Carl Wolf.
S01 • E01 Yeah, no, I told them I was going to Priceless Moments, - American Vandal 00:09
Yeah, no, I told them I was going to Priceless Moments,
S01 • E03 Don't worry about what he says. [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:11
Don't worry about what he says. [chuckles]
S01 • E08 Wait, what about her broken leg? I mean, we timed out the time per dick. - American Vandal 00:06
Wait, what about her broken leg? I mean, we timed out the ti...
S01 • E04 So, I mean, I probably should've known not to fuck with her, - American Vandal 00:08
So, I mean, I probably should've known not to fuck with...
S01 • E06 Furthermore, Keene agreed to give us full access - American Vandal 00:11
Furthermore, Keene agreed to give us full access
S01 • E05 -[Matt] You're lucky the can won't spray. -[Peter] So, he places it on this column. - American Vandal 00:06
-[Matt] You're lucky the can won't spray. -[Peter]...
S01 • E08 There's no way, you know, you could account - American Vandal 00:06
There's no way, you know, you could account
S01 • E02 Lucas' call records show that there was a third - American Vandal 00:09
Lucas' call records show that there was a third
S01 • E04 But... I didn't think she would break up with me. - American Vandal 00:05
But... I didn't think she would break up with me.
S01 • E03 You know that she got $3000 more than I got from the insurance company - American Vandal 00:09
You know that she got $3000 more than I got from the insuran...
S01 • E01 Well, they think I was at Priceless Moments. - American Vandal 00:05
Well, they think I was at Priceless Moments.