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If we'd heard Dylan on that voicemail, it would've given him a solid alibi
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American Vandal

If we'd heard Dylan on that voicemail,it would've given him a solid alibi

If we'd heard Dylan on that voicemail,
it would've given him a solid alibi

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If we'd heard Dylan on that voicemail, it would've given him a solid alibi.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:48
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E01 [student 5] Dylan Maxwell is the stupidest kid I've ever met. - American Vandal 00:05
[student 5] Dylan Maxwell is the stupidest kid I've ev...
S01 • E06 [Peter] Although it was well-intentioned, - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] Although it was well-intentioned,
S01 • E02 Um, I know it isn't for me, - American Vandal 00:07
Um, I know it isn't for me,
S01 • E05 Mrs. Janson destroyed the tape because she claims she felt harassed. - American Vandal 00:05
Mrs. Janson destroyed the tape because she claims she felt h...
S01 • E03 -That's some teacher shit. -That is some straight-up teacher shit. - American Vandal 00:05
-That's some teacher shit. -That is some straight-up te...
S01 • E07 In the meantime, we were allowed to access the hard copies. - American Vandal 00:05
In the meantime, we were allowed to access the hard copies.
S01 • E02 [Peter] Alex's testimony single-handedly sealed Dylan Maxwell's fate. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Alex's testimony single-handedly sealed Dylan ...
S01 • E01 Dylan has a history - American Vandal 00:06
Dylan has a history
S01 • E06 -[students chanting] I drew the dicks... -[Keene] I want Ecklund and Maldonado - American Vandal 00:06
-[students chanting] I drew the dicks... -[Keene] I want Ec...
S01 • E08 [Peter] The school board never had any hard evidence - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] The school board never had any hard evidence
S01 • E06 Sam and I aren't seniors, so, we weren't even at the assembly, - American Vandal 00:10
Sam and I aren't seniors, so, we weren't even at t...
S01 • E07 -There has to be something on Rafferty. -Nurse Ravelli. Harassment complaint. - American Vandal 00:07
-There has to be something on Rafferty. -Nurse Ravelli. Hara...
S01 • E02 I walked out to the parking lot, and that's where I saw it. - American Vandal 00:06
I walked out to the parking lot, and that's where I saw...
S01 • E08 He was a known dick drawer, so, he fit the profile. - American Vandal 00:06
He was a known dick drawer, so, he fit the profile.
S01 • E05 And almost immediately, people started getting involved. - American Vandal 00:05
And almost immediately, people started getting involved.
S01 • E01 For the sake of the other students and their learning environment, - American Vandal 00:11
For the sake of the other students and their learning enviro...
S01 • E07 Says she requested a student to wear deodorant [chuckles] repeatedly. - American Vandal 00:06
Says she requested a student to wear deodorant [chuckles] re...
S01 • E08 They didn't need hard evidence to expel him, - American Vandal 00:08
They didn't need hard evidence to expel him,
S01 • E05 If I hadn't uploaded the doc, then that tape would still exist. - American Vandal 00:05
If I hadn't uploaded the doc, then that tape would stil...
S01 • E06 So, later that day, - American Vandal 00:10
So, later that day,