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American Vandal

If we're ever going to knowwhether or not Dylan did the dicks, we'll need hard evidence

If we're ever going to know
whether or not Dylan did the dicks, we'll need hard evidence

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If we're ever going to know whether or not Dylan did the dicks,
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we'll need hard evidence...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:02
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E02 [Dylan] As a prankster, you gotta respect another prankster. - American Vandal 00:05
[Dylan] As a prankster, you gotta respect another prankster...
S01 • E08 It doesn't feel like a coincidence - American Vandal 00:06
It doesn't feel like a coincidence
S01 • E03 [Spencer mimics bell ringing] - American Vandal 00:13
[Spencer mimics bell ringing]
S01 • E01 Go to Boulder with Mackenzie in the fall, get my degree in, like... - American Vandal 00:06
Go to Boulder with Mackenzie in the fall, get my degree in, ...
S01 • E08 I told her I just wanted to ask each member - American Vandal 00:08
I told her I just wanted to ask each member
S01 • E02 So, it's like, I do think it was funny, but it sucks... - American Vandal 00:06
So, it's like, I do think it was funny, but it sucks...
S01 • E01 Engineering or some shit, and then move up north, - American Vandal 00:06
Engineering or some shit, and then move up north,
S01 • E08 But she ignored me, until finally agreeing to talk. - American Vandal 00:06
But she ignored me, until finally agreeing to talk.
S01 • E01 I mean, at this point, best-case scenario is - American Vandal 00:08
I mean, at this point, best-case scenario is
S01 • E04 So, my father's gotten a bunch of messages about his answering machine, - American Vandal 00:10
So, my father's gotten a bunch of messages about his an...
S01 • E02 But, you know, I told you guys my story, - American Vandal 00:09
But, you know, I told you guys my story,
S01 • E03 It's all we need. I'll be back in school. I'm excited about being back. - American Vandal 00:06
It's all we need. I'll be back in school. I'm...
S01 • E01 But, I mean, that basically just means I have to jerk myself off... every night. - American Vandal 00:07
But, I mean, that basically just means I have to jerk myself...
S01 • E08 So, you're known for doing a lot of political protests and demonstrations. - American Vandal 00:06
So, you're known for doing a lot of political protests ...
S01 • E03 [Peter] Dylan, it's just one piece of the puzzle. A big one. But one. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Dylan, it's just one piece of the puzzle. A big...
S01 • E08 Like when you spoke out for gender equality - American Vandal 00:06
Like when you spoke out for gender equality
S01 • E03 I mean, Shapiro's lying, so, like, I obviously didn't draw the dicks. - American Vandal 00:06
I mean, Shapiro's lying, so, like, I obviously didn...
S01 • E08 No, I was all-state for soccer, - American Vandal 00:06
No, I was all-state for soccer,
S01 • E02 Because without that 2:21 voicemail, placing him here - American Vandal 00:07
Because without that 2:21 voicemail, placing him here
S01 • E01 I mean, I guess the worst part of this whole thing - American Vandal 00:06
I mean, I guess the worst part of this whole thing