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American Vandal

I'm gonna need you to identify anythingin your house with a microchip

I'm gonna need you to identify anything
in your house with a microchip

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I'm gonna need you to identify anything in your house with a microchip.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:08
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E03 So, she has to kind of find a creative way around this, you know? - American Vandal 00:05
So, she has to kind of find a creative way around this, you ...
S01 • E08 [girl] Yeah, we're living the dream. It's like this is, like, it, you know? - American Vandal 00:05
[girl] Yeah, we're living the dream. It's like thi...
S01 • E06 She starts banging that thing. You know? Like, I-- The-- - American Vandal 00:11
She starts banging that thing. You know? Like, I-- The--
S01 • E08 [laughing and shouting indistinctly] - American Vandal 00:07
[laughing and shouting indistinctly]
S01 • E04 All right, fine, I won't. Whatever. [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:08
All right, fine, I won't. Whatever. [chuckles]
S01 • E02 [Peter] After this call, Dylan checks his phone - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] After this call, Dylan checks his phone
S01 • E03 Then she comes in and saves the day, gets lunch back for everybody. - American Vandal 00:06
Then she comes in and saves the day, gets lunch back for eve...
S01 • E08 [laughter] - American Vandal 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E05 That is too good. That's too perfect. He's totally the type of person... - American Vandal 00:05
That is too good. That's too perfect. He's totally...
S01 • E03 "Thank you, Ms. Shapiro." - American Vandal 00:07
"Thank you, Ms. Shapiro."
S01 • E02 -Dude, just use my bathroom. -No, I gotta go to Priceless Moments. - American Vandal 00:05
-Dude, just use my bathroom. -No, I gotta go to Priceless Mo...
S01 • E06 'Cause I feel like that-- When that happens, - American Vandal 00:16
'Cause I feel like that-- When that happens,
S01 • E01 Greg made me get a job working for fucking Postmates. - American Vandal 00:06
Greg made me get a job working for fucking Postmates.
S01 • E04 Sam took 32 selfies before deciding on the perfect angle to send to Gabi. - American Vandal 00:06
Sam took 32 selfies before deciding on the perfect angle to ...
S01 • E03 And then she just steers the testimony the way she wants it to go. - American Vandal 00:05
And then she just steers the testimony the way she wants it ...
S01 • E05 Brandon, we both know that you're not the type of guy - American Vandal 00:07
Brandon, we both know that you're not the type of guy
S01 • E01 Postmates is kind of like pizza delivery, except it's not pizza. - American Vandal 00:06
Postmates is kind of like pizza delivery, except it's n...
S01 • E03 To get Dylan Maxwell out of the school, which is what she always wanted. - American Vandal 00:05
To get Dylan Maxwell out of the school, which is what she al...
S01 • E05 But I'm just wondering if-- Is this you in this video? - American Vandal 00:06
But I'm just wondering if-- Is this you in this video?
S01 • E03 [Peter] Mr. Kraz might just be saying all this stuff to look cool on camera, - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] Mr. Kraz might just be saying all this stuff to loo...