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American Vandal

It's not the sort of thing peopleopenly post about online

It's not the sort of thing people
openly post about online

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It's not the sort of thing people openly post about online.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:32
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E05 I just don't-- I don't-- - American Vandal 00:13
I just don't-- I don't--
S01 • E07 [Sam chuckles] - American Vandal 00:13
[Sam chuckles]
S01 • E08 This proves that my client, Dylan Maxwell, - American Vandal 00:09
This proves that my client, Dylan Maxwell,
S01 • E04 No, this is gonna take way more than just ball hairs. - American Vandal 00:05
No, this is gonna take way more than just ball hairs.
S01 • E06 Sam and I learned that all official complaints made - American Vandal 00:09
Sam and I learned that all official complaints made
S01 • E01 We know this because the security footage in the parking lot - American Vandal 00:06
We know this because the security footage in the parking lot
S01 • E04 [Peter] Proving Dylan's innocence seemed nearly impossible. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] Proving Dylan's innocence seemed nearly imposs...
S01 • E02 -Yeah, he always posted about them. -Like "R.I.P., Joey." "Bros for life." - American Vandal 00:06
-Yeah, he always posted about them. -Like "R.I.P., Joey...
S01 • E03 On the testi-- The male genitalia of the members. - American Vandal 00:06
On the testi-- The male genitalia of the members.
S01 • E04 So, I figured the best way to do it would be to prove someone else's guilt. - American Vandal 00:06
So, I figured the best way to do it would be to prove someon...
S01 • E06 They're all kept in a database online that's easily searchable. - American Vandal 00:06
They're all kept in a database online that's easil...
S01 • E01 Oceanside Police took statements and collected spray paint left - American Vandal 00:07
Oceanside Police took statements and collected spray paint l...
S01 • E08 This evidence shows that my client is innocent, - American Vandal 00:10
This evidence shows that my client is innocent,
S01 • E05 [boy] Yo, this kid jerks off to the American Apparel catalog. - American Vandal 00:05
[boy] Yo, this kid jerks off to the American Apparel catalog...
S01 • E06 So, if a student made a complaint against a Hanover teacher, - American Vandal 00:07
So, if a student made a complaint against a Hanover teacher,
S01 • E03 And, uh... And what about Mackenzie's, uh, testimony - American Vandal 00:08
And, uh... And what about Mackenzie's, uh, testimony
S01 • E01 A criminal hearing for Dylan will likely take place this summer. - American Vandal 00:05
A criminal hearing for Dylan will likely take place this sum...
S01 • E06 But when I searched for Rafferty, Maeda, and Keene, nothing came up. - American Vandal 00:06
But when I searched for Rafferty, Maeda, and Keene, nothing ...
S01 • E05 But some of the show's popularity is pretty cool, I'm not gonna lie. - American Vandal 00:06
But some of the show's popularity is pretty cool, I...
S01 • E01 It will take the district court months to process charges for felony vandalism, - American Vandal 00:10
It will take the district court months to process charges fo...