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American Vandal

It's the best reason why you did it.I gotta be-- I know, but you're making melook like...

It's the best reason why you did it.
I gotta be-- I know, but you're making me
look like some creepy psychopath stalker

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.023
It's the best reason why you did it. I gotta be--
00:00:03.003 --> 00:00:06.053
I know, but you're making me look like some creepy psychopath stalker.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:18
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E06 [clears throat] - American Vandal 00:06
[clears throat]
S01 • E02 This time here, between 1:59 and 2:31. - American Vandal 00:06
This time here, between 1:59 and 2:31.
S01 • E03 Why would you need a meeting outside the classroom?" - American Vandal 00:14
Why would you need a meeting outside the classroom?"
S01 • E01 [Peter] So, your history with Ms. Shapiro was a huge part - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] So, your history with Ms. Shapiro was a huge part
S01 • E08 It's like some... Like some National Geographic thing. - American Vandal 00:05
It's like some... Like some National Geographic thing.
S01 • E02 This 32-minute period in which we can't account for Dylan. - American Vandal 00:05
This 32-minute period in which we can't account for Dyl...
S01 • E07 [Peter] And the school did nothing about it. They just marked it "resolved." - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] And the school did nothing about it. They just marke...
S01 • E06 For both of our safeties, - American Vandal 00:07
For both of our safeties,
S01 • E08 [Peter] Even if they had their story straight, it's not easy - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Even if they had their story straight, it's no...
S01 • E04 -But I didn't do the dicks. -But I have to treat you like you did. - American Vandal 00:05
-But I didn't do the dicks. -But I have to treat you li...
S01 • E02 It's the same half-hour in which the dicks were drawn - American Vandal 00:06
It's the same half-hour in which the dicks were drawn
S01 • E01 [Mackenzie] No, it's true. I mean, most teachers hate Dylan, like... - American Vandal 00:05
[Mackenzie] No, it's true. I mean, most teachers hate D...
S01 • E01 Like, a lot more than that. Like in a really kind of fucked-up way-- - American Vandal 00:10
Like, a lot more than that. Like in a really kind of fucked-...
S01 • E04 Just because you're my friend doesn't mean I can-- - American Vandal 00:07
Just because you're my friend doesn't mean I can--
S01 • E03 I'm excited about that trip, and I wanted some suggestions on where to stay. - American Vandal 00:05
I'm excited about that trip, and I wanted some suggesti...
S01 • E03 [Peter] So, it's possible that this March 17th meeting was just about Spanish, - American Vandal 00:11
[Peter] So, it's possible that this March 17th meeting...
S01 • E06 Uh, one of the videos on your YouTube page I saw was called Nun Humping? - American Vandal 00:08
Uh, one of the videos on your YouTube page I saw was called ...
S01 • E04 -Yeah. -This is your theory? That I spray-painted - American Vandal 00:08
-Yeah. -This is your theory? That I spray-painted
S01 • E01 [Peter] Shapiro did give Dylan 19 detentions this year. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Shapiro did give Dylan 19 detentions this year.
S01 • E08 I don't think he was gonna graduate. Who gives a shit about Dylan Maxwell? - American Vandal 00:06
I don't think he was gonna graduate. Who gives a shit a...