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American Vandal

I've never wanted to go to school, and now it's like the only thingI can think about

I've never wanted to go to school, and now it's like the only thing
I can think about

Full Transcript

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I've never wanted to go to school,
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and now it's like the only thing I can think about.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:25
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E03 He put out a poll predicting whether two of his students would break up. - American Vandal 00:05
He put out a poll predicting whether two of his students wou...
S01 • E04 What if there are deeper feelings there? He's always denied having a crush on Gabi, - American Vandal 00:10
What if there are deeper feelings there? He's always de...
S01 • E05 Sam hadn't been responding to any of my calls or texts since the argument, - American Vandal 00:08
Sam hadn't been responding to any of my calls or texts ...
S01 • E02 We have an exfil specialist who's going to get you out of here. - American Vandal 00:06
We have an exfil specialist who's going to get you out ...
S01 • E08 [Sam chuckles] - American Vandal 00:06
[Sam chuckles]
S01 • E06 [Peter] Dylan recently learned his official court date, June 22nd. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Dylan recently learned his official court date, Jun...
S01 • E07 I was on the honor roll before this. I said "dick" to teachers for you. - American Vandal 00:05
I was on the honor roll before this. I said "dick"...
S01 • E02 [Peter] He tells Mr. Janson that an exfil specialist will be calling him. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] He tells Mr. Janson that an exfil specialist will b...
S01 • E01 And then this is the dicks that were drawn on the car. - American Vandal 00:06
And then this is the dicks that were drawn on the car.
S01 • E01 -Oh, shit, these are totally different. -Yeah, they're completely different. Yeah. - American Vandal 00:06
-Oh, shit, these are totally different. -Yeah, they're ...
S01 • E02 The exfil specialist is Dylan. This is our second prank call. - American Vandal 00:06
The exfil specialist is Dylan. This is our second prank call...
S01 • E04 Come, I will have thee, but by this light, I take thee for pity. - American Vandal 00:06
Come, I will have thee, but by this light, I take thee for p...
S01 • E08 Sam's adorable, Gabi's all right, too." - American Vandal 00:07
Sam's adorable, Gabi's all right, too."
S01 • E03 I was like, "Dude, month and a half. Get out. Don't stay in it too long. - American Vandal 00:06
I was like, "Dude, month and a half. Get out. Don'...
S01 • E06 So, while his classmates are at school, studying history and math, - American Vandal 00:09
So, while his classmates are at school, studying history and...
S01 • E02 Janson, this is exfil specialist Secret Agent Kiefer Sutherland. - American Vandal 00:07
Janson, this is exfil specialist Secret Agent Kiefer Sutherl...
S01 • E01 [Peter] And we checked every single whiteboard dick - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] And we checked every single whiteboard dick
S01 • E03 You're not a good-looking or interesting person." - American Vandal 00:09
You're not a good-looking or interesting person."
S01 • E08 [Sam] ...if you wanna disappoint thousands of people, I get it. - American Vandal 00:07
[Sam] ...if you wanna disappoint thousands of people, I get ...
S01 • E04 But on this good day, I yield upon great persuasion... - American Vandal 00:06
But on this good day, I yield upon great persuasion...