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[Mackenzie] You know what sucks, is that if you get charged
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American Vandal

You know what sucks,is that if you get charged, your parents are gonna haveto pay like...

[Mackenzie] You know what sucks,
is that if you get charged, your parents are gonna have
to pay like $100,000

Full Transcript

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[Mackenzie] You know what sucks, is that if you get charged,
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your parents are gonna have to pay like $100,000.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:03
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E05 This was plastic-wrapped to another can. - American Vandal 00:05
This was plastic-wrapped to another can.
S01 • E02 And, so, he's put all of his electronics on the curb, - American Vandal 00:09
And, so, he's put all of his electronics on the curb,
S01 • E03 Teachers meet with students all the time - American Vandal 00:06
Teachers meet with students all the time
S01 • E06 [Dylan] So, there's... I mean, there's a voicemail somewhere - American Vandal 00:08
[Dylan] So, there's... I mean, there's a voicemai...
S01 • E08 Dude, the way you got, like, my-- The-- My face in the shadows of the dicks? - American Vandal 00:06
Dude, the way you got, like, my-- The-- My face in the shado...
S01 • E01 You only make like $10 an hour at Postmates, so, you do the math. - American Vandal 00:05
You only make like $10 an hour at Postmates, so, you do the ...
S01 • E03 A lot of people do mention the fact that I had a meeting with Ms. Shapiro, - American Vandal 00:11
A lot of people do mention the fact that I had a meeting wit...
S01 • E04 It's the best reason why you did it. I gotta be-- - American Vandal 00:08
It's the best reason why you did it. I gotta be--
S01 • E07 [Peter] But you did... 'cause you thought your parents were gonna get back together. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] But you did... 'cause you thought your parents ...
S01 • E06 [clears throat] - American Vandal 00:06
[clears throat]
S01 • E02 This time here, between 1:59 and 2:31. - American Vandal 00:06
This time here, between 1:59 and 2:31.
S01 • E03 Why would you need a meeting outside the classroom?" - American Vandal 00:14
Why would you need a meeting outside the classroom?"
S01 • E01 [Peter] So, your history with Ms. Shapiro was a huge part - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] So, your history with Ms. Shapiro was a huge part
S01 • E08 It's like some... Like some National Geographic thing. - American Vandal 00:05
It's like some... Like some National Geographic thing.
S01 • E02 This 32-minute period in which we can't account for Dylan. - American Vandal 00:05
This 32-minute period in which we can't account for Dyl...
S01 • E07 [Peter] And the school did nothing about it. They just marked it "resolved." - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] And the school did nothing about it. They just marke...
S01 • E06 For both of our safeties, - American Vandal 00:07
For both of our safeties,
S01 • E08 [Peter] Even if they had their story straight, it's not easy - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Even if they had their story straight, it's no...
S01 • E04 -But I didn't do the dicks. -But I have to treat you like you did. - American Vandal 00:05
-But I didn't do the dicks. -But I have to treat you li...
S01 • E02 It's the same half-hour in which the dicks were drawn - American Vandal 00:06
It's the same half-hour in which the dicks were drawn