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Dick.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:50
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E05 Mr. Baxter, where were you on March 15th, - American Vandal 00:08
Mr. Baxter, where were you on March 15th,
S01 • E07 And finally, number one, who's hot not only because she's hot - American Vandal 00:10
And finally, number one, who's hot not only because she...
S01 • E02 [Peter] Ultimately, we all agreed - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Ultimately, we all agreed
S01 • E04 [Peter] But the football team got their payback earlier this year - American Vandal 00:09
[Peter] But the football team got their payback earlier thi...
S01 • E06 -for my documentary to get you in trouble. -No, it's awesome. Congratulations. Great. - American Vandal 00:06
-for my documentary to get you in trouble. -No, it's aw...
S01 • E05 Okay, okay. I was running the slide show during the faculty meeting. - American Vandal 00:08
Okay, okay. I was running the slide show during the faculty ...
S01 • E03 [Cooper] No, dude, Dylan was doomed - American Vandal 00:05
[Cooper] No, dude, Dylan was doomed
S01 • E06 And, you know, and now that-- Hey, now that people are watching, I-- - American Vandal 00:06
And, you know, and now that-- Hey, now that people are watch...
S01 • E04 [whistle blows] - American Vandal 00:13
[whistle blows]
S01 • E07 And also your mother... Mrs. Maldonado. - American Vandal 00:05
And also your mother... Mrs. Maldonado.
S01 • E03 Last name's Maxwell. Shapiros hate Maxwells. - American Vandal 00:06
Last name's Maxwell. Shapiros hate Maxwells.
S01 • E08 [Peter] While he was expelled, - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] While he was expelled,
S01 • E05 And even if he is lying, - American Vandal 00:06
And even if he is lying,
S01 • E02 So, is it possible that Alex isn't lying? - American Vandal 00:05
So, is it possible that Alex isn't lying?
S01 • E01 So, would you say he was frantic about it, - American Vandal 00:06
So, would you say he was frantic about it,
S01 • E06 I don't wanna do it-- Be a history teacher. [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:05
I don't wanna do it-- Be a history teacher. [chuckles]
S01 • E08 But fortunately for Alex, Dylan Maxwell had some new resolutions. - American Vandal 00:07
But fortunately for Alex, Dylan Maxwell had some new resolut...
S01 • E05 But could he have drawn 27 dicks in 8.1 minutes? - American Vandal 00:05
But could he have drawn 27 dicks in 8.1 minutes?
S01 • E06 But if you have a job that you need someone who knows history stuff... - American Vandal 00:05
But if you have a job that you need someone who knows histor...
S01 • E03 I told him, "Don't take her class. I already burned that bridge for you." - American Vandal 00:08
I told him, "Don't take her class. I already burne...