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American Vandal

Never post an ugly video of a chickon Instagram, no matter how fucking dumb she looks

Never post an ugly video of a chick
on Instagram, no matter how fucking dumb she looks

Full Transcript

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Never post an ugly video of a chick on Instagram,
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no matter how fucking dumb she looks.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:19
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E08 Now, the only thing that we're missing now is the motive. Why? Why would she do this? - American Vandal 00:06
Now, the only thing that we're missing now is the motiv...
S01 • E03 [Peter] I hear that there's a wide range of repair costs - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] I hear that there's a wide range of repair cost...
S01 • E01 I don't really know what it is, to be honest, - American Vandal 00:06
I don't really know what it is, to be honest,
S01 • E05 Um... Okay. Can you hold this for me right there on that corner? - American Vandal 00:07
Um... Okay. Can you hold this for me right there on that cor...
S01 • E08 Was it some...? I don't know, some social cause or protest or something? - American Vandal 00:05
Was it some...? I don't know, some social cause or prot...
S01 • E02 The entire point of this prank was to manipulate Mr. Janson - American Vandal 00:08
The entire point of this prank was to manipulate Mr. Janson
S01 • E03 Like, uh... you know, there's, uh... - American Vandal 00:06
Like, uh... you know, there's, uh...
S01 • E08 It's Christa Carlyle we're talking about, our student body president. - American Vandal 00:06
It's Christa Carlyle we're talking about, our stud...
S01 • E08 There's no way she would risk her career, her college applications, her future, - American Vandal 00:09
There's no way she would risk her career, her college a...
S01 • E02 I was filming Janson when he was listening to that voicemail, and I could tell, - American Vandal 00:10
I was filming Janson when he was listening to that voicemail...
S01 • E05 Okay. So, you know how in the videos, - American Vandal 00:06
Okay. So, you know how in the videos,
S01 • E04 Three days later, Dylan, desperate to win her back, - American Vandal 00:07
Three days later, Dylan, desperate to win her back,
S01 • E06 This was taken on March 10th, which was five days before the vandalism. - American Vandal 00:06
This was taken on March 10th, which was five days before the...
S01 • E03 It's gonna need two coats of paint, sparkle paint, - American Vandal 00:13
It's gonna need two coats of paint, sparkle paint,
S01 • E01 That are really hot, and have nice bodies or whatever. - American Vandal 00:07
That are really hot, and have nice bodies or whatever.
S01 • E08 She's a straight-A student, beloved within the Hanover High community. - American Vandal 00:06
She's a straight-A student, beloved within the Hanover ...
S01 • E04 The morning of the vandalism, Dylan sends her a five-word text - American Vandal 00:07
The morning of the vandalism, Dylan sends her a five-word te...
S01 • E08 So, do we go back and look at all 27 cars that were hit - American Vandal 00:08
So, do we go back and look at all 27 cars that were hit
S01 • E03 So, the Mercedes is a high-end vehicle with-- - American Vandal 00:09
So, the Mercedes is a high-end vehicle with--
S01 • E02 -No. -[Peter] If we get that 2:21 voicemail, - American Vandal 00:08
-No. -[Peter] If we get that 2:21 voicemail,