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American Vandal

No, dude, I don't thinksomeone would start drawing a dick at the mushroom head.That just...

No, dude, I don't think
someone would start drawing a dick at the mushroom head.
That just doesn't feel right

Full Transcript

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No, dude, I don't think someone would start drawing a dick
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at the mushroom head. That just doesn't feel right.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:14
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E04 The day after we confronted Shapiro in the parking lot, - American Vandal 00:06
The day after we confronted Shapiro in the parking lot,
S01 • E03 I mean, I've had Dylan in my class for two years, - American Vandal 00:16
I mean, I've had Dylan in my class for two years,
S01 • E05 This is a commentary on the justice system and how it's failed everyone. - American Vandal 00:07
This is a commentary on the justice system and how it's...
S01 • E02 No. No, that's more like a fucking snitch... - American Vandal 00:07
No. No, that's more like a fucking snitch...
S01 • E06 You're right, that doesn't feel-- That's a really good point, actually. - American Vandal 00:06
You're right, that doesn't feel-- That's a re...
S01 • E06 The splatter would only happen - American Vandal 00:11
The splatter would only happen
S01 • E04 Loitering next to a teacher's car, you know you're not allowed to do that. - American Vandal 00:06
Loitering next to a teacher's car, you know you're...
S01 • E08 [Peter] Uh, Twitch is a live-streaming app - American Vandal 00:09
[Peter] Uh, Twitch is a live-streaming app
S01 • E07 Splatter, trashed office, and teacher complaint. - American Vandal 00:05
Splatter, trashed office, and teacher complaint.
S01 • E05 Between me and you, I didn't know it'd go viral. - American Vandal 00:06
Between me and you, I didn't know it'd go viral.
S01 • E02 [Peter] Oh, so, a little bitch is like, um, someone who... - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Oh, so, a little bitch is like, um, someone who...
S01 • E04 [Sam] I know. It's just that Peter thinks that, because it was a nail in your tire, - American Vandal 00:12
[Sam] I know. It's just that Peter thinks that, becaus...
S01 • E03 [sneezes] - American Vandal 00:13
[sneezes]
S01 • E08 Yeah, you can make either private streams or public streams. - American Vandal 00:05
Yeah, you can make either private streams or public streams.
S01 • E08 This video is a private stream from Mackenzie Wagner's archives. - American Vandal 00:06
This video is a private stream from Mackenzie Wagner's ...
S01 • E07 I can see someone from a rival school - American Vandal 00:08
I can see someone from a rival school
S01 • E04 He could have used a hammer to slam it in there to flatten it. - American Vandal 00:06
He could have used a hammer to slam it in there to flatten i...
S01 • E08 It says "2:09 p.m., March 15th." It's even geotagged. - American Vandal 00:06
It says "2:09 p.m., March 15th." It's even ge...
S01 • E05 We had 260 subscribers. Now it's, like, pushing 700. - American Vandal 00:06
We had 260 subscribers. Now it's, like, pushing 700.
S01 • E04 -[Sam] Okay. - As far as I'm concerned, - American Vandal 00:10
-[Sam] Okay. - As far as I'm concerned,