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American Vandal

No. Dude, someonespray-painted a dick on her driveway

No. Dude, someone
spray-painted a dick on her driveway

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No. Dude, someone spray-painted a dick on her driveway.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:50
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E08 Everyone thinks I'm just some fucking... idiot stoner kid, - American Vandal 00:08
Everyone thinks I'm just some fucking... idiot stoner k...
S01 • E08 [Peter] Consider for a moment the type of person - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Consider for a moment the type of person
S01 • E08 I set out to examine the case against Dylan Maxwell, - American Vandal 00:09
I set out to examine the case against Dylan Maxwell,
S01 • E08 I helped prove, without a shadow of a doubt, - American Vandal 00:06
I helped prove, without a shadow of a doubt,
S01 • E08 He was wrongfully expelled on his reputation alone. - American Vandal 00:05
He was wrongfully expelled on his reputation alone.
S01 • E08 Detentions, suspensions, countless clashes with authority. - American Vandal 00:06
Detentions, suspensions, countless clashes with authority.
S01 • E08 According to the school board, "Dylan is beyond rehabilitation." - American Vandal 00:09
According to the school board, "Dylan is beyond rehabil...
S01 • E08 I know for a fact that this administration has exhausted - American Vandal 00:07
I know for a fact that this administration has exhausted
S01 • E08 Was that stamp of deficiency reinforced, grade after grade, class after class? - American Vandal 00:08
Was that stamp of deficiency reinforced, grade after grade, ...
S01 • E08 After four years, if enough people see you a certain way, - American Vandal 00:09
After four years, if enough people see you a certain way,
S01 • E08 Whatever you're thinking, you're probably wrong. - American Vandal 00:05
Whatever you're thinking, you're probably wrong.
S01 • E08 It's a span of time with more questions than answers. - American Vandal 00:05
It's a span of time with more questions than answers.
S01 • E08 How can anyone allow four years to define them? - American Vandal 00:05
How can anyone allow four years to define them?
S01 • E08 How can anyone pretend that four years is long enough - American Vandal 00:06
How can anyone pretend that four years is long enough
S01 • E08 My name is Dylan Maxwell, and I'm... - American Vandal 00:05
My name is Dylan Maxwell, and I'm...
S01 • E08 I'm just Dylan. What do you mean, "Who am I?" That's a stupid question. - American Vandal 00:05
I'm just Dylan. What do you mean, "Who am I?"...