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American Vandal

No, I was.-Not to, like... take screen shots of my conversation with my girlfriend

No, I was.
-Not to, like... take screen shots of my conversation with my girlfriend

Full Transcript

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-No, I was. -Not to, like... take screen shots
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of my conversation with my girlfriend.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:18
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E02 [Peter] And without that call, how would Mr. Janson have known - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] And without that call, how would Mr. Janson have kn...
S01 • E08 I wish Christa hadn't done it - American Vandal 00:08
I wish Christa hadn't done it
S01 • E03 So, no, there was no slashed tires. There was just a hole. - American Vandal 00:05
So, no, there was no slashed tires. There was just a hole.
S01 • E04 I had to take anything that could be useful to my investigation, - American Vandal 00:07
I had to take anything that could be useful to my investigat...
S01 • E02 [Peter] I fully acknowledge how dumb this all sounds, - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] I fully acknowledge how dumb this all sounds,
S01 • E01 Track me, you'll be able to see that I was here, - American Vandal 00:09
Track me, you'll be able to see that I was here,
S01 • E08 Since Christa was captain of the varsity soccer team, - American Vandal 00:07
Since Christa was captain of the varsity soccer team,
S01 • E03 He not only spray-painted my car, he slashed my tire. - American Vandal 00:06
He not only spray-painted my car, he slashed my tire.
S01 • E04 I'm not trying to say anything, but... it's just that - American Vandal 00:10
I'm not trying to say anything, but... it's just t...
S01 • E08 Christa and Rafferty did meet in the fall, when she tried out for the football team. - American Vandal 00:06
Christa and Rafferty did meet in the fall, when she tried ou...
S01 • E02 If Dylan made that 2:21 call, that means he would've - American Vandal 00:12
If Dylan made that 2:21 call, that means he would've
S01 • E01 Even when the police get involved, - American Vandal 00:09
Even when the police get involved,
S01 • E04 You know, the Sharpie dick, the ass tattoo. - American Vandal 00:06
You know, the Sharpie dick, the ass tattoo.
S01 • E08 [all cheering] - American Vandal 00:09
[all cheering]
S01 • E04 -That's what this text is about. -Right, but does that really fit your MO? - American Vandal 00:06
-That's what this text is about. -Right, but does that ...
S01 • E08 Did Rafferty do it to spite her for the protest? - American Vandal 00:05
Did Rafferty do it to spite her for the protest?
S01 • E02 From my calculations, - American Vandal 00:06
From my calculations,
S01 • E05 All of the lines, the shaft, the balls, they're clean. - American Vandal 00:05
All of the lines, the shaft, the balls, they're clean.
S01 • E01 Ruff was here. Yo, Ruff, tell them. - American Vandal 00:05
Ruff was here. Yo, Ruff, tell them.
S01 • E03 It makes logical sense, if you have a vendetta - American Vandal 00:10
It makes logical sense, if you have a vendetta