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American Vandal

No, Ms. Shapiro. I wasn't-- How would you expect her to react?

No, Ms. Shapiro. I wasn't-- How would you expect her to react?

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No, Ms. Shapiro. I wasn't--
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How would you expect her to react?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:15
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E06 They shouldn't do that to Peter. He doesn't deserve that. - American Vandal 00:05
They shouldn't do that to Peter. He doesn't deserv...
S01 • E02 Four hundred and eighty-six seconds, divided by 60 seconds. - American Vandal 00:06
Four hundred and eighty-six seconds, divided by 60 seconds.
S01 • E08 C-H-R-I-S-- - American Vandal 00:05
C-H-R-I-S--
S01 • E01 But he is technologically savvy enough - American Vandal 00:06
But he is technologically savvy enough
S01 • E06 [reporter] The school has refused to comment on accusations of censorship... - American Vandal 00:05
[reporter] The school has refused to comment on accusations...
S01 • E03 That's a huge accusation you're throwing at her. It proves nothing. - American Vandal 00:05
That's a huge accusation you're throwing at her. I...
S01 • E02 So, it took 8.1 minutes to draw all the dicks. - American Vandal 00:06
So, it took 8.1 minutes to draw all the dicks.
S01 • E01 [knocking] - American Vandal 00:07
[knocking]
S01 • E02 We factored in adequate time to go from the parking lot to the media server, - American Vandal 00:08
We factored in adequate time to go from the parking lot to t...
S01 • E06 [Peter] When American Vandal went viral, I considered the attention a distraction, - American Vandal 00:10
[Peter] When American Vandal went viral, I considered the...
S01 • E03 The fact that you're running with a lead from Kraz is crazy to me. - American Vandal 00:05
The fact that you're running with a lead from Kraz is c...
S01 • E05 First time you're-- Yeah. Dude, it's fucked up the first time. - American Vandal 00:05
First time you're-- Yeah. Dude, it's fucked up the...
S01 • E04 [Peter] Last year, after their third breakup, - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] Last year, after their third breakup,
S01 • E04 I haven't been able to sit down for a week. That's how much you-- - American Vandal 00:07
I haven't been able to sit down for a week. That's...
S01 • E03 You know she forced Mr. Runko to switch offices with her? - American Vandal 00:05
You know she forced Mr. Runko to switch offices with her?
S01 • E06 But it also had the potential to be the reason we got back up. - American Vandal 00:05
But it also had the potential to be the reason we got back u...
S01 • E08 [Peter] You may remember Van Delorey as the camp counselor - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] You may remember Van Delorey as the camp counselor
S01 • E01 [Hixenbaugh] The day after the vandalism, Vice Principal Keene, - American Vandal 00:11
[Hixenbaugh] The day after the vandalism, Vice Principal Ke...
S01 • E06 Seeing the buzz our documentary got, local news returned my call immediately. - American Vandal 00:07
Seeing the buzz our documentary got, local news returned my ...
S01 • E02 Dylan is unaccounted for on March 15th - American Vandal 00:08
Dylan is unaccounted for on March 15th