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American Vandal

No, there's not a single hairless nutsackon those whiteboards

No, there's not a single hairless nutsack
on those whiteboards

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No, there's not a single hairless nutsack on those whiteboards.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:42
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E02 [Peter] They talk about the Janson prank like it's a work of art. It's not. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] They talk about the Janson prank like it's a w...
S01 • E05 [Peter] This brand, Crimpton, was discontinued in 1996. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] This brand, Crimpton, was discontinued in 1996.
S01 • E04 [Gabi shrieks, Brandon laughing] - American Vandal 00:05
[Gabi shrieks, Brandon laughing]
S01 • E06 Instead, I was at Dylan's house, watching him spend another day alone. - American Vandal 00:08
Instead, I was at Dylan's house, watching him spend ano...
S01 • E02 But it's also the only solid, tangible evidence - American Vandal 00:12
But it's also the only solid, tangible evidence
S01 • E05 Twenty years later, it's nearly impossible to find. - American Vandal 00:05
Twenty years later, it's nearly impossible to find.
S01 • E03 It's just-- Look away for a minute. Look at your phone. Tweet something. - American Vandal 00:06
It's just-- Look away for a minute. Look at your phone....
S01 • E06 It's pretty sick when they, like, skip a period to come chill, or whatever. - American Vandal 00:06
It's pretty sick when they, like, skip a period to come...
S01 • E01 Maybe, you know, he didn't have enough time - American Vandal 00:06
Maybe, you know, he didn't have enough time
S01 • E03 This is my, uh, "man cave rules." - American Vandal 00:07
This is my, uh, "man cave rules."
S01 • E05 So, I think it's safe to say, the can that was used to draw the dicks - American Vandal 00:07
So, I think it's safe to say, the can that was used to ...
S01 • E06 Like, we used to do that all the time, when one of us would get suspended, but... - American Vandal 00:06
Like, we used to do that all the time, when one of us would ...
S01 • E08 About everything I said, - American Vandal 00:05
About everything I said,
S01 • E01 He was in a rush, just went around the parking lot, - American Vandal 00:06
He was in a rush, just went around the parking lot,
S01 • E04 [Peter] Is it possible that Sam drew the dicks to get prom canceled, - American Vandal 00:12
[Peter] Is it possible that Sam drew the dicks to get prom ...
S01 • E03 Whenever she tells me to take it down, I'm like, "Look at rule one. - American Vandal 00:05
Whenever she tells me to take it down, I'm like, "...
S01 • E06 Since this whole shit went down, it's pretty much just been me. - American Vandal 00:07
Since this whole shit went down, it's pretty much just ...
S01 • E08 I just-- I guess I got carried away in the documentary, - American Vandal 00:11
I just-- I guess I got carried away in the documentary,
S01 • E07 -He doesn't wanna see you. -Where's Dylan? I need to speak to him. - American Vandal 00:05
-He doesn't wanna see you. -Where's Dylan? I need ...
S01 • E03 My cave, my rules." - American Vandal 00:08
My cave, my rules."