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American Vandal

Parking lot dicks could have two nutsacksand warts, and... it doesn't even matter

Parking lot dicks could have two nutsacks
and warts, and... it doesn't even matter

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Parking lot dicks could have two nutsacks and warts,
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and... it doesn't even matter.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:26
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E03 [Peter] Dylan couldn't see it, but this is a big deal. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] Dylan couldn't see it, but this is a big deal.
S01 • E01 I don't think he was even gonna graduate. Who gives a shit about Dylan Maxwell? - American Vandal 00:06
I don't think he was even gonna graduate. Who gives a s...
S01 • E08 And it's no telling that Coach Rafferty was upset - American Vandal 00:06
And it's no telling that Coach Rafferty was upset
S01 • E03 And it's starting to seem - American Vandal 00:12
And it's starting to seem
S01 • E01 But then again, I wouldn't trust anything that Alex Trimboli says, either. - American Vandal 00:06
But then again, I wouldn't trust anything that Alex Tri...
S01 • E02 [mimics spray can hissing] - American Vandal 00:08
[mimics spray can hissing]
S01 • E01 For starters, he said he got to third base with Sara Pearson at summer camp. - American Vandal 00:06
For starters, he said he got to third base with Sara Pearson...
S01 • E02 And to think, there's still... There's still someone out there. - American Vandal 00:06
And to think, there's still... There's still someo...
S01 • E01 As you can tell from my reaction, this news is a little bit shocking. - American Vandal 00:06
As you can tell from my reaction, this news is a little bit ...
S01 • E01 Alex Trimboli claims he got a hand job from Sara Pearson? - American Vandal 00:06
Alex Trimboli claims he got a hand job from Sara Pearson?
S01 • E03 [knock on door] - American Vandal 00:06
[knock on door]
S01 • E01 Sara Pearson has hooked up with Michael Polowski, - American Vandal 00:09
Sara Pearson has hooked up with Michael Polowski,
S01 • E08 Right here, if you could draw your attention to the first page. - American Vandal 00:05
Right here, if you could draw your attention to the first pa...
S01 • E01 There is no way Alex got a hand job from Sara. - American Vandal 00:05
There is no way Alex got a hand job from Sara.
S01 • E03 [Peter] Maybe Shapiro thinks that she's doing this - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Maybe Shapiro thinks that she's doing this
S01 • E03 Either way, we have to make sure that she knows what we know. - American Vandal 00:07
Either way, we have to make sure that she knows what we know...
S01 • E08 The complaint was marked "resolved," but was it? - American Vandal 00:05
The complaint was marked "resolved," but was it?
S01 • E08 And March 10th, that was a big week for Coach Rafferty. - American Vandal 00:06
And March 10th, that was a big week for Coach Rafferty.
S01 • E03 [woman over PA] Lauren Davis, could you please move your car? - American Vandal 00:05
[woman over PA] Lauren Davis, could you please move your ca...
S01 • E01 [Peter] With only circumstantial evidence tying him to the vandalism, - American Vandal 00:12
[Peter] With only circumstantial evidence tying him to the ...