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American Vandal

People have just been sending meall these letters and shit, of, like, pictures of dicks

People have just been sending me
all these letters and shit, of, like, pictures of dicks

Full Transcript

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People have just been sending me all these letters and shit,
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of, like, pictures of dicks.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:39
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E02 This is Sara Pearson, dude. [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:07
This is Sara Pearson, dude. [chuckles]
S01 • E03 But if we can prove that Dylan is the one who made that call, - American Vandal 00:09
But if we can prove that Dylan is the one who made that call...
S01 • E04 [Peter] Anyway, these two, Christa Carlyle and Madison Kaplan, - American Vandal 00:11
[Peter] Anyway, these two, Christa Carlyle and Madison Kapl...
S01 • E02 You know, okay, I'm not gonna say one of my students is unbelievably hot. - American Vandal 00:07
You know, okay, I'm not gonna say one of my students is...
S01 • E06 Yeah. Yeah, we got like... 45 minutes until office hours are over. - American Vandal 00:06
Yeah. Yeah, we got like... 45 minutes until office hours are...
S01 • E08 I was like, "You want me to draw a dick in your yearbook? - American Vandal 00:05
I was like, "You want me to draw a dick in your yearboo...
S01 • E08 Okay, but..." - American Vandal 00:07
Okay, but..."
S01 • E01 [sighs] - American Vandal 00:06
[sighs]
S01 • E07 -We're not really on speaking terms. -[Rafferty] Be assertive. Girls like that. - American Vandal 00:05
-We're not really on speaking terms. -[Rafferty] Be ass...
S01 • E06 You're overthinking it. All right, call Gabi. Come on. - American Vandal 00:05
You're overthinking it. All right, call Gabi. Come on.
S01 • E02 [Peter] So, Alex Trimboli claims - American Vandal 00:09
[Peter] So, Alex Trimboli claims
S01 • E07 All right. I'll see you boys later. Peter, don't get yourself in trouble with this. - American Vandal 00:06
All right. I'll see you boys later. Peter, don't g...
S01 • E04 Not only is she part of the Morning Show , she belongs to eight other clubs. - American Vandal 00:06
Not only is she part of the Morning Show , she belongs to e...
S01 • E03 [Peter] If we can get our hands on that voicemail - American Vandal 00:13
[Peter] If we can get our hands on that voicemail
S01 • E02 I can't talk to you about that. That's not-- That's... - American Vandal 00:05
I can't talk to you about that. That's not-- That&...
S01 • E04 Including Strategy Club. I don't even know what that is. - American Vandal 00:05
Including Strategy Club. I don't even know what that is...
S01 • E04 Christa does it all. Star athlete, star mathlete. - American Vandal 00:06
Christa does it all. Star athlete, star mathlete.
S01 • E06 -What's with the camera in your pocket? -[Sam] Oh, no, he puts that there. - American Vandal 00:05
-What's with the camera in your pocket? -[Sam] Oh, no, ...
S01 • E02 [Peter] Do you have any way of proving - American Vandal 00:11
[Peter] Do you have any way of proving
S01 • E04 She thrives within the system, - American Vandal 00:07
She thrives within the system,