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[Peter] And we checked every single whiteboard dick
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American Vandal

And we checkedevery single whiteboard dick that you drew in Shapiro's class,all had hairs

[Peter] And we checked
every single whiteboard dick that you drew in Shapiro's class,
all had hairs

Full Transcript

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[Peter] And we checked every single whiteboard dick
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that you drew in Shapiro's class, all had hairs.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:44
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E03 You're not a good-looking or interesting person." - American Vandal 00:09
You're not a good-looking or interesting person."
S01 • E08 [Sam] ...if you wanna disappoint thousands of people, I get it. - American Vandal 00:07
[Sam] ...if you wanna disappoint thousands of people, I get ...
S01 • E04 But on this good day, I yield upon great persuasion... - American Vandal 00:06
But on this good day, I yield upon great persuasion...
S01 • E06 I've been watching a lot of Judge Judy lately, - American Vandal 00:07
I've been watching a lot of Judge Judy lately,
S01 • E02 [Lucas snickers] - American Vandal 00:13
[Lucas snickers]
S01 • E07 It's ironic. I set out to expose all the biases in the school. - American Vandal 00:06
It's ironic. I set out to expose all the biases in the ...
S01 • E04 And partly to save your life, for I heard you were in a consumption. - American Vandal 00:06
And partly to save your life, for I heard you were in a cons...
S01 • E06 I'm putting all the notes for court in this notebook. - American Vandal 00:06
I'm putting all the notes for court in this notebook.
S01 • E03 [Peter] That's why we have to wonder if whatever he tells us - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] That's why we have to wonder if whatever he te...
S01 • E07 Biases that could have led to the expulsion of an innocent student - American Vandal 00:08
Biases that could have led to the expulsion of an innocent s...
S01 • E06 Like, Judy hates it when, you know, people chew gum, or text, or whatever. - American Vandal 00:09
Like, Judy hates it when, you know, people chew gum, or text...
S01 • E02 Dylan does a better Kiefer Sutherland impression - American Vandal 00:06
Dylan does a better Kiefer Sutherland impression
S01 • E03 She's like-- She's the perfect, sterling teacher, you know? - American Vandal 00:05
She's like-- She's the perfect, sterling teacher, ...
S01 • E02 [Peter] Dylan tells Mr. Janson that the government is on to him - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Dylan tells Mr. Janson that the government is on to...
S01 • E06 Or, like, I saw one guy that started yelling at his wife, - American Vandal 00:09
Or, like, I saw one guy that started yelling at his wife,
S01 • E04 -What? What are you laughing at, okay? -Save it for the show, Sam. - American Vandal 00:05
-What? What are you laughing at, okay? -Save it for the show...
S01 • E02 I'm gonna need you to identify anything in your house with a microchip. - American Vandal 00:06
I'm gonna need you to identify anything in your house w...
S01 • E07 Know how many hours I slaved over this, trying to prove you innocent? - American Vandal 00:05
Know how many hours I slaved over this, trying to prove you ...
S01 • E03 So, she has to kind of find a creative way around this, you know? - American Vandal 00:05
So, she has to kind of find a creative way around this, you ...
S01 • E08 [girl] Yeah, we're living the dream. It's like this is, like, it, you know? - American Vandal 00:05
[girl] Yeah, we're living the dream. It's like thi...